www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Circus Cardboard Inns
For those of you who may be having trouble booking rooms, especially for Labor Day weekend, you should check out the Circus Cardboard Inns photo display under "CRT VIP members with or without Ladies". Our friend Circus, President and Jefe of Circus Cardboard Inns International, has recently spared no expense in upgrading his line of luxury accommodations. Amenities now include Mini Bars and executive room service.

Yes, as CEO I am proud to finally introduce accomodations that will fit the budget of frugal and adverturous traveling patrons to San Jose, CR. Our "crack" staff is also working diligently to offer these enviromentally adept lodgings throughout the country. In the near future we will offer a slide show that unveils more pictoral views and reservation information. And yes, there is a CRT discount thanks to Admin I.

More information to follow.

Priceless,

I can see you are ramping up for labor day already. Is there a CRT discount?

If that is Parque Morazon you are locating in you may want to consider adding a "glory hole"

Good luck with the new venture

BKTUNA
I am never going home

Yes, yes!
But some questions:
1. Do you have a discount for AARP?
2. Will you accept outdated or stolen credit cards?
3. Does your price include sheets or do I bring my out stained ones?
4. Do you offer a shoe glove for cleaning my sandles in the am?
5. Does the maid offer additional services for a small fee?
6. Is the maid flaca?
7. Do you offer airline rewards points?
8. How about Wi Fi?
9. Are your glasses made of glass or plastic covered with clear wrap?
10. Do you have a pool?

Important questions for the frequent traveler.

LVsteve

_________________
Just an old horney, fat gambler.

Great photos! I'm sure Latinoheat has already made reservations and will be bringing his own towels, speaking of LH are transvestite guests allowed? The bano looks spacious but without much privacy. I also heard rumor there is a dress code?

_________________

Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I assume that the Cardboard Inn, like other fine Costa Rican hotels, includes free breakfast in the price. Can I get my eggs made to order?

Ciaociao

YO Future Patrons:

Damn, LV.....you sure want a lot thrown in for our $2.25 a day rates. Just because you live in one of those gated luxury high rise condos you probably snub your nose at us little people. Okay, okay...let me respond.

1. Do you have a discount for AARP? Shit no, the old people have all the dinero. We give a free mini vodka to AA members.

NO to 2, 3, and 4.

5. Does the maid offer additional services for a small fee? What maid?

NO to 6, 7 and 8.

9. Are your glasses made of glass or plastic covered with clear wrap? Plastic of course....and there is a penalty fee if you don't leave it for the next guest.

Do you have a pool? Depends upon the location. If there is a pool we offer free swan rides and you best not molest them. CCI is strict about that.

YO Ciaociao: You're a greedy gringo....I can tell. Breakfast depends on dumpster location.

YO Paco: CCI does not discriminate period. In fact we welcome Trannies. L-Heat and his "girlies" should feel at home at one of our suites and we sure could use the extra towels.

YO Bktuna: As we stated.....members get the CRT rate. It's $2.00 per night instead of $2.25.

As CEO of CCI old Circus is working diligently behind the scenes to provide our members with an unique experience. We respect the Presidente, DelRey, Morazon, Sportsman, Hotel M and the rest but they cater to a more refined client. CCI is the downtrodden, homeless, wiped out by divorce, broke mongers, binge drinker, ex-cons, unemployed and most of all......that hombre just phucking down on his luck. Sort of brings a tear to my eye when I see a guest resting peacefully in one of our suites.

Circus Carboard Inns.......hopefully not your final resting place.

Sounds like an excellent deal.

Are gringas allowed , and will there be airport limo pickup service ? You see, my ex-wife's birthday is coming up and I wanna show her a gooood time in SJO.

_________________
- must not waste chalk.

leche on cardboard....Can we change cardboard, like sheets????

Does Circus Cardboard Inn have a web site? Will be in San Jose next month and need a place to stay.

www.circus-tajmahal.com

_________________
You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Yo Circus,
Finally a new idea in Costa Rica whose time has come. I can actually smell the fresh air, view the stars, all while enjoying the ticas. Speaking of, WOW, who is that beautiful woman with the CEO/Jefe? Room service? Count me in! I want to get in on this early. How many colones to franchise and how much training will I require??

Yo Circus…

Sounds like you may be on to something here… I can see it now … franchises in Asia, Rio, PI, and all the top mongering spots…

You’ll probably need a lawyer…I’d give NFlorida a call; this is right up his ally!

Mendo

_________________
"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

Do you have any pics of the Penthouse?

YO Hombres:

Sooooomany questions that I will have to get some time to bring in my staff and address them. Just remember, this is not our formal opening...just a peak at what we certainly hope will provide a viable lodging experience.

Reservations, suite locations and all other amenities are currently being worked on by our "crack" staff. Not to mention three of our staff are due to let out on a work release program and with exception of ankle bracelets will have more mobility in scouting out future locations.

CCI certainly appreciates your interest and response.

Circus, CEO

_________________
Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

bring my chicas back to LA, Paris needs ROOMIE !