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Much has been written about the Monger's ultimate search for the "just right" chica and the ensueing GFE. (girlfriend experience). Therefore I have taken it upon myself to explore the subject here in the Utopian confines of the Hotel Del Rey. Chicas,chicas everywhere,but not a morsel to eat is how some skeptics complain. I believe that from my search I have found that the ultimate GFE is in direct proportion to the wetness factor that we are able to extract from the chica. If a chica is sufficiently "turned on" ie. wet as an elephant in heat, she is most likely to explore her own limits of sexuality therefore banging the shit out of the nearest dick. (hopefully you)

So how do we best extract the slivery elusive liquid from the pu*sy de jour? This is where the study comes in. I have carefully examined the effects of the hand,dick and tongue and measured the volume from each to obtain perfect scientific conditions. I have examined,Ticas,Colombianas,Nicas,Dominicans, and Panamanians to see if the environment comes into play here. The only variation seems to be that the Colombianas seem to excrete the least.

My conclusion is that "none of the above" seem to come close to the chicas most recommended manipulation..... the winner is to gently rub $100 bills on the clitoris until a small amount of liquid appears. (It always does) then carefully fold the bill, (with all its residue) and place it into the chicas purse. Next you take ANOTHER $100 bill and repeat the process. Careful scientific study reveals that she will have a violent screaming orgasm after around 12 of these manipulations. So for $1200 you could expect to have the time of your life. (slightly higher for Colombianas)

Hope you are having a good time conducting your experiments. And hope you are very secure in your retirement account.

I haven't tried it but I'd have to believe they would prefer the 12 bills rolled up and bound by a rubber band. That way only 1 manipulation is necessary - after all besides a great climax I would think time (as little as possible spent) is of the essence too.

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Bob

Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't this the same study that showed that gringas in the USA will have the same reaction to an American Express Platinum card?

Ciaociao

Most bills do have cocaine residue on them so has this been factored into the findings. A new study may have to be conducted...I would suggest using gold or diamonds:)

Enjoy!

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