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 Post subject: Watch your Sperm!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:00 pm 
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Most of us have read the hype started over the Anna Nicole story. Did you hear the rumor that the father of the baby may be the former dead husband? Well, that started me thinking…… Do you know what happens to your discharge? Just a thought….but what would stop a chica from later inserting the sperm and sending you a fathers day card and a request for Ch*ld support……

Just a thought on a slow day…….


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:47 pm 
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Actually had this happen to a friend in the states. He is convinced that the girl who wanted him to marry her, carried the used condom in the bathroom and inseminated herself. I now make sure that I dispose of my own used condoms. I also always provide my own.

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Reminds me of the very old joke about a guy worrying about this so after the deed with his gal, he runs to the bathroom, takes off the condom, pours hot sauce in it, ties it in two, then flushes it. He looks down at the toilet bowl and says, if you get out of that we'll name you Houdini!


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This is EXACTLY why I believe in total "abstinence"! :shock: :lol: :P

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Sperm has a very short life span after it is expelled. It will need to be used immediately.


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"Chica....knock yourself out, I'm firing blanks." 8)


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Mucho Gusto wrote:
This is EXACTLY why I believe in total "abstinence"! :shock: :lol: :P




ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:40 pm 
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This never happened to me in CR but about 10 years ago in the US a lady I had just broke up with tried that trick. After sex I usually dispose of the condom myself,I turn it inside out to expel the contents in a napkin or something then dispose of it. We just finish having sex,she was in the bathroom a bit longer than usual using the toilet. I had a funny feeling and went in to check on her,she was trying to empty the contents of the condom inside of herself while laying down. I snatched the condom and flushed it,she was in tears saying she knew it was over between us and wanted a baby to remind her of me. So gentlemen it does and can happen,as far as hearing of a successful attempt...well...that's a different story. Let's hope this type of behavior does not catch on in CR. A easy remedy is to do as suggested watch your sperm...better yet...watch your sperm right down their throats. It does have healthy benefits:)

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Mucho Gusto wrote:
This is EXACTLY why I believe in total "abstinence"! :shock: :lol: :P


Dam, I knew NFlorida would convert you :cry:

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The chicas and I are usually doing the snowball thing so I figure there is little to worry about. :roll:

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