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You might think this topic better suited to the Smack Talk & Fun Stuff section, but I assure you. This is serious.

Remember the first Austin Powers movie, where he breaks wind in the bathtub shared with bombshell Alotta Fagina? Well...

Changes in diet, too many cervezas and you too could find yourself afflicted with flatulence.

Now, a little putt here and there can be laughed off.

But what if she is at the moment tossing le salade? I literally puffed out a gringa GF's cheeks once.

Is there an etiquette one should follow if one is afflicted with the ill wind that blows no good?

And please don't recommend Bean-O. That stuff doesn't work for me.

Ah, farting is such sweet n' sour.

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You must really be bored or going through some really intense gastro-intestinal sessions here lately!

EC mi amigo,
I know that this is serious subject content for you, but you gotta admit...... that's some funny sh*t! You puffed out a gringa's cheeks once ???? I damn near pissed my pants when I read that! Just the visual alone !!!!

But, I think I gotcha beat. Actually, not me, but after you read this article, you'll understand. Has anyone ever forced a commercial airliner to land, due to flatulence?

This is an Associated Press article in today's paper. And this is where the "serious" part comes in:

Flatulence forces plane to land

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

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