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I have been coming to Cr for years now. I keep hearing about guy's and their Novias. Why cant I Have a novia? I mean where do you find these novias? What do they do for you? Can you cuddle in bed with them? { I always liked that line] Are they faithful to you? I'm really envious of
some of your stories about your Novias. Maybe someday
I can find true happiness and have a steady whore,I mean
novia of my own.

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I came... I saw... I came

After a session in my hotel room, I have asked a lot of chicas if they would like to have a drink, go to dinner or dancing at a club. But no they just want to haul a*s. Man those colombians can sure get dressed quickly. A few have fallen asleep but usually within 15 or 20 minutes they awake and realize it's back to work time

You too can have a novia Lolligagger! It's much easier than you think.

The best place to hunt for a novia is at a place called gringo gulch, they tend to flock together in and around this part of town.

Your new novia will provide you hours of entertainment, fun, drama, will boost your ego with her compliments and even help you learn spanish through her phone calls and emails requesting money (rfm's) all at the low cost of--- as much as you can afford to send her! And while you're in town she will be more than happy to cuddle with you (for a price.)

Yes they are all faithful but only if you send enough money. Remember that any blissful, sex/drama filled, faithful relationship has a price whether it's local or long distance. I suggest you do like the big players and go ahead and get a bank acct. set up in SJO and a debit card for your future novia, this will save you a fortune on those darned Western Union fees. And your debit card will not only be a token of your love but also a great status symbol for your novia, they love to show them off to their amigas and make them jealous! The popular novias collect them like baseball cards and may have a half dozen debit cards to show off at work, I mean while visiting their amigas at work. And if she continues to go to places like the BM don't worry, she is just there to see her amigas and use the free internet to email you.

Don't give up hope LG, your princessa-novia is most likely at the BM, one of the local MP's or maybe even working the street corners near Morazan Park at nights right now waiting for you to rescue her/him.
Buena suerte and keep us posted

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Humm.....faithful? Well, at least for the weeks I'm in town. It is what it is.....

LOL.... She is faithful while you're in town???

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In order to write about life, first you must live it! - E. Hemingway.

Si....

Are you with her 24-7?

- B

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gone fishing

Yo Lolli, the novia you want is only an arms length away

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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To funny Paco . I just spewed coffee out my nose.

ICE

PacoLoco:

Do you enjoy shattering people's hopes and dreams. I do. Yes very few win the lottery. If you have no ticket you have no chance. So let the man alone and let them him buy a few lottery tickets. When he gets burned will have the pleasure of saying we told you so. Even coldhearted me has some dreams.

Lee

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PS: DO NOT SEND MONEY!

Lolligagger

you can have mine while I'm in the States..


PIDD

Poco it sounds as though you've been through the Novia/Spratt scene.... :evil::evil:






I’m all Novia Out...Sic ...... :mrgreen::mrgreen:
Iggy...

Consider your novia selection if she works in the business then expect her to work when you are not there or she might be working when you are there. Never pay them not to work never. Some novias want you to pay for everything {casa, caro, ropa,and hijo or hijos} Some guys do it. Cuddling is fun but you will still want visit the MP, clubs and DR and your novia might say no, what will you do? Sneak around! If she works in the business she will find out cause, it's a chica network these girls all talk, you will be identified by one of your chicas friends that you did not no is her friend. Some girls might care some might not with your cheating. It's fun for a while but get ready for the headaches and drama.

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Living Life To the Fullest {Pura Vida}

But if you have a rather large beer gut and short arms you'll have to get one of those plastic squishy pu$$ys and attach it to a stick!

Berk.........

Wait there more.....


It's fun for a while but get ready for the headaches and drama.

Exactly….wait Guys…Don’t forget to tell him about prepaying for services….. It will cost coming & going….

Ig...

PS: Like I said: I’m all Novia-ed Out