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The Novia/Prostitute thread got me thinking, we should clarify some of the commomly used terms in CR to avoid all this confusion. For starters below are a few phrases you may hear from chicas at the local establishments followed by the true meaning. Please post any additional contributions.

When she "says" - What it means.

"Hallo Baby" - Hello sucker, you look like easy money.
"What's your name?" - Like I really give a shit, I'll forget in 2 minutes anyway so tell me again then.
"What hotel you stay at?" - Hopefully one I'm not banned from and that has a mini bar.
"Mi amor" - Stupid gringo asshole.
"Novia" - Your one and only faithful girlfriend. (Lee's translation- My girlfriend the hooker)
"Novio" - the dumbass gringo sending me money AND/OR my lazyass local boyfriend spending it.
"You buy me a drink baby?" - Hope you got 10 bucks sucker because I'm ordering a Redbull & vodka with a pack of smokes chaser.
"You first time in Costa Rica?" - I phucking hope so, I need to make a quick 300 bucks tonight.
"Que Rico Papi!" - Hurry up and come you fat old hairy phucking pig so I can get back to the DelRey!
"You have taxi money for me?" - I know you just gave me 100 bucks loser but a girl's gotta make a living.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Dude, You crack me up

- B

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gone fishing

Spratt: Chuw have So-much & I have so little
Translate: I’m going to milk you dry Sucker…. :shock::shock:

Spratt: Iggy, You No Understand, I have to work…
Translate: You fool, the old fart I just wink @ will be a quickie, you no mind, Right Iggy…

Spratt: Iggy, I have to go to Apartmento for dos ahora.
Translate: Sucker, you paid me up-front so now I’m going to Phuck off the whole day….

Spratt: Why you no call me????
Translate: Are you tired of all my B*llSh*t….YET.... : :mrgreen::mrgreen:

Iggy ...

Wait...There more...just recieved an email from the Spratt



Help me transalte this Guys..Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What do you think will fix this PROBLEM..... :roll::roll:

Ig...

You are very handsome! - You would have to pay me to phuck you.

You take shower baby? - I plan to go through your stuff and take what I want sucker. Why you gringos don't lock your valuables up I will never know.

My novia! - Delusions of Grandeur. A complete break from reality in which family members, if they knew, whould have you committed to in-patient treatment (DOES NOT apply to M-men).

Berk......

Berk2302 states: My novia!
His translation: Delusions of Grandeur:

I know, I know Berky-Baby,
But Look what Fun I'm having...
It only cost $$$$ for this pleasure.... :roll::roll:


Hell I'm already a NUT.... :shock::shock:

Ig...
PS: Hell I’m paying for this parade, might as well enjoy even if it’s Delusions of Grandeur : It’s all GOOD…..Berky-Baby

Hysterical. One more - at the Del Mar:

"You like lobster, baby?" - I'm gonna order the most expensive thing on the menu sucker


Igualmente - the translation I believe is...

I'm tired of this old piece of shit cellphone and if you want to talk to me you'll have to buy me a Razr

After all, you are her esposo.

PHX




PHX

Iggy, here is what I get after running this through my DelRey Translator (Patent Pending)

Hello my limp dick walking ATM machine

I don't have much time since I have to email all my other suckers I mean novios too and hopefully you've never heard this line of bullshit before but some man stole my phone so now I have no way to continue our loving phone sex conversations with you so please take a hint you dumbass and send me some money soon or else I will have to go work at the DelRey so I can afford a new phone but you know I really don't want to because I love only you besides my pu*sy is really sore already I will call you when I can and sorry I only write in very long run-on sentences with no punctuation ciaooooooooooooooooooooo

Hope this helps Ig, those stolen phone RFM's are a bitch but quite common. You can expect another one in approximately 6-8 weeks.

Here's a few more DelRey terms I've translated:

"tonto" - this is a compliment, means you are a nice man that reminds her of an old Indian folk hero on TV.

"You like my friend?" - Sure she's ugly but how often do you do threesomes back home gringo? Besides I need her to distract you in the room while I steal your stuff.

"Where you from?" - (see "what's your name?")

"How long you stay?" - I'm looking for a long term relationship, that is as long as your money holds out fool.

"Su pinga es muy grande!" - Hahaha I'm trying very hard not to laugh senor!

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Classic!!!

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

"Erese muy especial" (You are very special.) =
Oh boy! A sensitive type who wil send me lots of money from the U.S.

"Tienes ojos lindos" (You have lovely eyes). =
At your age and as drunk as you are, you'll never see my acne/stretch marks/attempts to rob you.

"Hasta man~ana a las seis en punto" (literally "See you tomorrow at six o'clock.") = If I don't find a better opportunity, you might see me by 7:30 or so, but don't hold your breath."

"No me gusta este trabajo, yo lo hago solamente para pagar mi tuition a la Universidad." (I don't like this work but I do it just to pay for college.) = "My tico novio is in jail again and I need money to pay his lawyer.

""Trabajo dos o tres noches por mes." )I work two or three nights per month.") = I work two or three nights a month...the other nights I'm just lying on my back.

"No me preoccupa la hora." (I'm not a clock watcher). = I don't need to look at a clock to know I've been with you too long.

"Anytheen jou wan' bay-bee. I love everythings." = Straight Phuck, BJ, everything covered. You try anything else and I'll call the police/my pimp/my Colombian handlers/your wife.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

a few more DelRey terms translated:..
Spratt: Only for you:
Trans: I really mean only for you as long as you gat da money...Honey

Spratt Sister: My friend, My Friend:
Trans: I work em on this end, and you get him on that end ..sis

Sprat Sis: You have present for me:
Trans: See above quote.
Like I said....LOL

It's all Good though, It's my Parade, and I'll chose when to start raining on it..... 8)8)

PS: Good thing I did not fall for the Appendix Operation RFM, but you know the phone was stolen the very next night...

You gotta give it to the Spratt. She mi NOVIA Wait I mean Esposa...And just think what waits for of ALL THE OTHER CRT Bro's WHO HAVE NOVIAS,
I mean Esposas .: :mrgreen::mrgreen:

Ig...

Alot more truth here than fiction. Everytime they say this shit to me I just laugh & smile, laugh & smile while the whole time I am thinking which position I will finish with her . What a game it really is as long as you are laughing at it all. It is hard for them to get a read on you if you are always laughing at them !

these seem to be the most common phrases from my puta files:

0. What you name?
1. You very handsom papi.
2. Me like your eyes.
3. You like me company?
4. What you looking for?
5. You like two Chicas?
6. You buy me a drink?
7. Where you Hotel?
8. Me You make Babi*s.
9. Me want you Babi*s .
10. You special Papi! as they look straight thru your eyes with such a cute convencing pretty face. (Nice fantasy but that is all)
11. Me have many PROBLEMS ME NEED MONEY FAST!!

Man all this makes you really want to believe we are special . Like I have said they are not too sophisticated but then some of their marks are not too smart ! Buyer beware!

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Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

I got to thinking (YIKES) and I thought about two more:

When a Del Rey Chica calls you Papi Chulo:
Translation: Future Westerrn Union

When a Del Rey Chica refers to herself as you Mami Chula:
Translation: Has the ability to spend papi chulo's money on clothes and gifts for herself. Wears the latest fashions and always looks "Hot", Tends to have: a big buttox, tight fitting pants, and a shirt representing her flag.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... mami+chula

Yo, Pablo! Imma meet mi mami chulaher @ HDR today. .... :mrgreen::mrgreen:

Iggy...

While fumbling through the archives I came across a couple more important gulch terms and thought the definitions were worthy of reposting-

DelRey Years-
She claimed she was 26, but my amigo asked if that was in "DelRey Years?" can you explain Delrey years?
Tica Time-

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Paco, you've been right on the money...until you got to this one. If they tell you you're BIG, they really mean it.

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