Sorry Zippy I had the phone lines tied up talking to your slutty novia.
OK it wasn't me, but I do know at least one guy that calls his "amor" every night tying up the circuits.
Shawn4DelRey wrote:
I snatched the curtain open and yelled "Western Union delivery!". She squealed with delight as she greedily grabbed the $80 with her soapy little Dick-jerkers.

Good one Shawn,
Besides don't you guys know WU costs too much? (apparently NOT, they're winning phucking awards in CR

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The thing to do these days (I know this from watching the world's biggest suckers in action) is set up a bank acct. in SJO and give your "one and only honest, faithful novia" a debit card and you simply transfer $ to the acct. as needed for those little emergencies she is bound to have- car wreck, bebe is sick(again), kidney infection, babysitter(even though the whore is supposedly not working anymore), cell phone bill due-again, cell phone got stolen-again, rent-again, that boob job she's always wanted, Madre needs to go to the dentista, bail her brother out of jail-again, dog needs a heart transplant-again, the usual stuff. Be smart- you'll save a fortune on those WU fees! But don't expect the money to last as long as you'd think, and DO expect her to say the machine ate her card-- as she keeps trying to get more and more dinero out after the balance is zeroed out...
