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Author:  King Costa [ Fri May 26, 2006 9:53 pm ]
Post subject:  CRM.... Academy of Mongering

COSTA RICA MONGER (CRM) ACADEMY OF MONGERING

An exciting opportunity for newbie and wanna be mongers to receive the best of mongering education available at an affordable price

Learn from the best after a short 1 hour aptitude test. The test consists of the ability to actually walk into the DR with cash and speak to a chica.

Learn the following skills.

1. Chica Mala avoidance tactics.

2. Negotiating skills 101 and 102

3. 10 never miss tips on finding the inexperienced DR chica

4. Perfecting the art of finding your GFE

5. Photo touch up skills to convince your wife or GF in the states that you actually fished, saw volcanos, golfed or white water rafted.

6. Learn when to ditch a loser..

7. Learn from the Masters themselves.

8. A low CRM introductory rate of triple cien..

9. See King Costa for further details.

Author:  Zippy [ Fri May 26, 2006 10:14 pm ]
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King Costa,

Very funny! :lol:
Quote:
8. A low CRM introductory rate of triple cien..

This would be cheap for some men that I have seen if they would really learn & take the experienced ones advice instead of just trying to power their way thru it all with the little head at full tilt! :oops:

Author:  El Silencioso [ Fri May 26, 2006 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CRM.... Academy of Mongering

King Costa wrote:
Learn from the best after a short 1 hour aptitude test. The test consists of the ability to actually walk into the DR with cash and speak to a chica.
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Although I think my skills are quite adequate, would love to see that aptitude test..........lol

Author:  LVSteve [ Fri May 26, 2006 10:59 pm ]
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KC:
That's one hell of a deal for only 300 colones. Sign me up!
LVSteve

Author:  JazzboCR [ Sat May 31, 2008 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  re:CRM

Another classic, resuscitated. Become a certified sanctified deep-fat fried expert in no time.

jazzbocr the thread dumpster diver

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