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 Post subject: Monger Contest
PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:15 pm 
I’ve heard of a scavenger hunt. What about doing one monger style. Lets say in order to win you need to score the most points in an allotted timeframe.

1. Doing a Tica of the Month. (10 points)

2. Score a session for 5k. (10 points)

3. Session with a Columbian (10) for under “Cien.” (20 points)

4. Booking a session with a gal on the “Ticas that will mess you up list” (-5 points)

5. Having a cien session. (-5 points)

6. Scoring a free TLN (25 points)

7. Doing a Bar Maid (15 points)

8. Having four sessions in one day (20 points)

9. 2 on 1 Mother/Daughter or sister combo (50 points)

I look forward to reading your add list:


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10) Scoring with a TV from the Park (automatic disqualification)

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10) Scoring with a TV from the Park (automatic disqualification)

Forget it. I'm out !!!!! :evil: :P :!:

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Betting a certain distinguished member who prefers not to be directly disucssed on this board's record of five women at a time-20 points

ten three-somes in a trip-20 points

sessoning at Pensiones-10points

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Mucho Gusto wrote:
Forget it. I'm out !!!!! :evil: :P :!:


Disqualified already? We just started. I hope "she" treated you real nice. :twisted:


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:18 pm 
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Food Court: Dine and review 3 restaurants which have not yet been mentioned on CRT = 20 points.

The Trifecta - All 3 love entrances, one chica, one session = 15 points

Body type speed round: Monger has two hours to have a session with
all of the three general body types: flaca, delgada y gorda. The fat one gets saved for last = 10 points

The Retainer: Largest number of sessions without busting a nut = 1 point per missed nut.

Ideas I Discarded:

The Circus Memorial Intergenerational Award with Clusters = 2 points. Circus claims his little black book is filled with ladies a bit on the older side. This award is named in his honor. To win, the monger must date a chica older than he. Highest age difference in years between monger and chica wins. Thus, J-Mack could easily bag the award by doing any woman over forty. :idea:

The Tica Microwave = Insert salchicha into her panocha, Heat with KL dancing for one hour, serve the hot dog anyway you want, share it with your tica = 5 points.

Whiff's Revenge: Administer Fleet enema to your tica just prior to putting her in a taxi = 5 points. Butt plug optional.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:33 pm 
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Whiff's Revenge: Administer Fleet enema to your tica just prior to putting her in a taxi = 5 points. Butt plug optional.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:44 pm 
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Personal score:


1. Doing a Tica of the Month. (10 points)=0
2. Score a session for 5k. (10 points) =10 (x100)
3.Session with a Columbian (10) for under “Cien.” (20 points) =20 (x50)
4. Booking a session with a gal on the “Ticas that will mess you up list” (-5 points) =0
5.Having a cien session. (-5 points) (this one could significantly lower my score)
6.Scoring a free TLN (25 points) =0 (
too much work )
7.Doing a Bar Maid (15 points) = 30
8.Having four sessions in one day (20 points)=100
9.2 on 1 Mother/Daughter or sister combo (50 points) =100
( two sets of sisters)
Yes this would have been over a much longer time frame than you are thinking but did bring back some pleasant memories thinking about it. Interesting project once you settle on some rules must print a scorecard. Would there be any points off for the use of vitamin V? And how about a sliding scale for us older guys.
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 Post subject: re: monger contest
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 7:38 pm 
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This one's such a hoot, I thought I'd bring it back just for ph*ck of it. Feel free to add...

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