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Author:  Hand-Solo [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:01 pm ]
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TOM CRUISE enjoys a "spectacular" sex life with his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES, because they have such good communications skills. The Hollywood actor reveals his sex secrets in the May (06) issue of GQ magazine, declaring the physical act is a "by-product" of a successful pairing. Cruise enthuses, "Sex is about the connection. "Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it's an extension of that. Where it's just free. And that's how it should be. It's spectacular. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks.

"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

Author:  Twarag [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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That is another thing that Tom Cruise is wrong about.

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:10 pm ]
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Hand-Solo wrote:
"(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely."

Obviously he's never had a beautiful, hot and horny Colombiana totally phuck the living dog-sh*t out of him, leaving him dizzy and entirely drained of all energy and leche! But he's in Hollywood. He gets all the tail he wants! And I'm sure he's never had totally meaningless sex with a total stranger !?!?!?! :shock:
Believe that, and I got some swampland in the Everglades I'll sell ya! :P

Author:  Royboy [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:02 pm ]
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I thought the movie "Risky Business" was great! Didn't he get some strange.....?

Author:  K_by_me [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:12 pm ]
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you guys shouldn't feel sorry for poor ol' Tom. A little short, weird guy has a continuous line of 9's and 10's waiting to do him, for he doesn't have to pay a dime and won't have to, nor is travel an issue.

I would love to see him in the DR saying "no cien" though. what do you think the chica's reaction would be? :lol:

Author:  TicaFan [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:26 pm ]
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There was a lot said about Tom's strange tastes and habits after Nicole split with him. This is nothing but image related marketing to repair the damage. Frankly, he sounds gay. :)

Author:  Hank Daman [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:38 pm ]
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I would give my left testicle for a TLN with his current wife...Ever see the move GO? A little godess...

Author:  Irish Drifter [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:43 pm ]
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Most of the stuff you read about celebrities saying or doing has no basis in reality. It is generated by their pr people either to enhance their status or to repair the damage from a transgression.

Check out Hollywood history. A whole lot of leading men who played great lovers and were reported to be romantically involved with the hottest and sexiest actresses were gay as hell and had no interest in bedding females in real life.

Author:  Goal [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:50 pm ]
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Tom Cruise sounds as metro-sexual as Handy or LatinoHeat, makes me wanna hurl.

Check out this hilarious video of Tom choking Oprah, StarWars-style....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 3137377040

Author:  TicaFan [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:03 pm ]
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Goal wrote:
Tom Cruise sounds as metro-sexual as Handy or LatinoHeat, makes me wanna hurl.

Check out this hilarious video of Tom choking Oprah, StarWars-style....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 3137377040


Some of his movies really are great but he's just a weirdo.. Have fun Katie. You'll never know the ecstasy of bedding a man with a CRT card in his wallet... errr uh in his cargo pants pocket.

Author:  PacoLoco [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:58 pm ]
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Irish Drifter wrote:
A whole lot of leading men who played great lovers and were reported to be romantically involved with the hottest and sexiest actresses were gay as hell and had no interest in bedding females in real life.
Sounds like our own CRT celebrity Hand-Solo, although he married a beautiful Colombiana to "fool" everyone, he is in fact still "gay as hell".
:lol:

Author:  Hank [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:26 pm ]
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Irish Drifter wrote:
Most of the stuff you read about celebrities saying or doing has no basis in reality. It is generated by their pr people either to enhance their status or to repair the damage from a transgression.

Check out Hollywood history. A whole lot of leading men who played great lovers and were reported to be romantically involved with the hottest and sexiest actresses were gay as hell and had no interest in bedding females in real life.


AKA Rock Hudson

Author:  Zippy [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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Better Tom is caught up in his own BS world what he doesn't understand won't hurt him abit. He can buy what he wants but my bet is we really get to enjoy a better overall life without all the hassells he endures. Don't wish to hard for things you want you may get them some day? :wink:

Author:  Dapanz1 [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:34 pm ]
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I would give my left testicle for a TLN with his current wife...


That would make 2 of us. :-)

dapanz1

Author:  Philo [ Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:14 pm ]
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Tom Cruise is gay...not that there's anything wrong with that... :)

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