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Two weeks ago I accidentally stumbled on to the CRT.com web site. Because of the exciting post from all you veteran orifice seeking members, I will be spending my first knight in CR on April 3rd,. If I am able to sit up and take nourishment after a week of rutting around, I will do me best to get to the airport and get on the plain for my return flight home on April the 10th.
Please be patent with my questions as I have read the newbie’s section and done a fair amount of reading on different search topics hoping to minimize the irritating and frequently asked questions.
I had originally planed on being in CR the 11th thru the 16th and after reading the post on Semana Santa, I quickly took all of your veteran advice and chanced my trip to the 3rd thru the 10th witch was the only other time I could go.
I plan on spending most of my time in SJ and Jaco beach, but my biggest question and concern is the availability of nice orifices towards the last part of my trip since Semana Santa will be starting up.
I thought about staying in SJ for the first few days and then going to Jaco for the rest of the trip or vice versa. Any ideas?
What do you do with your $ and your passport / I.D. when your in one of the MP’s and they take you to a shower or sauna room?
And last, has anyone come up with a simple cheat sheet of things to remember to negotiating before us rookies take one of these sweet multiple orifice packages to the room?
I’m somewhat an Amsterdam veteran and after spending time on this site I can see how things are very different in CR witch I hope is for the better.
Thanks for all the info as I look forward to my lack of sleep CR dream vacation and cant wait to post my trip report after my hopeful recovery.

if you visit the Zona Blue or New Fantasy MP's, it has been my experience that you can safely leave your belongings in the room when showering/suana.

I have never heard of any problems at these two locations.

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Hate to disagree with you, but I was there when one of the babes got 150 bucks stolen from her room, so I don't think anything is safe unless it is under lock and key.

Brown Dog.
1. Semana Santa doesn't really start until April 14th this year so you should be OK on that.
2. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER carry your passport with you. Get a copy made and a copy of the visa stamp.
3. Never carry more money than you intend to spend. You don't have to pay your guests until you get back to your room anyway.
4. They're chicas or girls or ladies or women, NOT "orifices".

Timbones,
You quoted a post mentioning two MPs then talk about one. Which one?

I 'd start off in San Jose then go to Jaco.

Get plenty of phone# the first part of your trip so you have options during Semana Santa.

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Agree with Witling on each of his points. I think if you treat a lady like an orifice that is all what you will get. As you can tell from reading the board, that might be all some guys are interested in, although I think they are in the minority. Personally, I have found that if you treat a chica like a lady, you may have some really awesome experiences. Treating a chica like a lady does not mean getting walked on, but it does mean treating them with dignity and respect. True, you will run into some ladies that might not deserve that respect. At that point you should follow Mucho Gusto's advice, ...next.

I have spent some time in Amsterdam and find the CR experience much better. It was the opportunity to get to know the ladies and to spend some time with the great guys from this board which made the experience much richer for me.

Be careful with the passport. It travels with me to the hotel and, then after copies are made, is locked up. I then compute how much money I think I will need for the night (morning, afternoon....) and only carry that amount. I am comfortable leaving that amount in the room at Zona Blue. Compared to some of the other things I do in life the risk is pretty low.

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Thanks for the info, the orifice talk is only my little stupid talk, I would never say something like that to a women.
I have always treated women with dignity and respect and try to treat them better than most, I do know where you all are coming from.
Will be leaving in the morning and again thanks for the info to all.

Brown dog Woodward - Sorry for jumping down your throat. I took your post too literally and was worrid about your attitude. All is cool. Have a great trip, looking forward to hearing how you enjoy your week. Pura Vida.

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Brown dog ,,,,,,,,you are the man,,,lool