Maybe she thought with your naturally minty breath you didn't need it?
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| Author: | VegasBob [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | These chicas will steal anything |
Some time ago I wrote about a chica that I caught stealing 5000 colones that I had left out for my cleaning people.The next day I discovered that she had gotten away with a dozen condoms and a vibrator. OK I can understand her stealing the things she took. However this past week a new chica really floored me. She stole a half a phucking bottle of Listerine mouthwash. For about $2.00 worth of phucking mouthwash she guaranteed herself no return visit to my house. Now,granted I'm not exactly a cien type of guy BUT $2.00 worth of mouthwash. It's possible that it was one other chica but I'll be damned if I am going to run around the DR smelling chicas' breaths to be sure. |
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| Author: | XMan [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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Maybe she thought with your naturally minty breath you didn't need it?
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| Author: | Latinoheat69 [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:03 pm ] |
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VB Wrote: Quote: It's possible that it was one other chica but I'll be damned if I am going to run around the DR smelling chicas' breaths to be sure.
Not unless your interested in what a Durex condom smells like or worse.  
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:56 pm ] |
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VB was being cheap and wouldn't break out the Bailey's -so she probably DRANK it to get a buzz so she could do business with him. 
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Petty theft |
V.B. I'm not surprised. I don't remember whether I read this incident here or on WSG, but someone reported that he had left three or four of those Listerine Breath Strips packages sitting on the dresser. During a date, he wandered out of the bathroom to find the chica very methodically combining the breath fresheners from the four partially-used packages into one, then putting the filled package in her pocket. Yeah, if you got it and she wants it... Well, at least you can rest easy knowing that one poor soul in the Gulch has saved herself at least temporarily from the curse of gingivitis. |
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| Author: | Irish Drifter [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:38 am ] |
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One of the favorite things for them to pilfer is shampoo, why? Have no idea. |
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| Author: | Shawn4DelRey [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:40 am ] |
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That's one thing they will never steal from me. I've been handing those 'lil bottles out to the beggars instead of money. 
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| Author: | Thirdworld [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:46 am ] |
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Brought a twosome home one night and they stole my laptop. Now I lock them in the house. |
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| Author: | VegasBob [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:58 am ] |
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I think I just figured out why she stole the Listerine. Have any on you guys ever had an "Altoids Blow Job?" It is great. The chica sucks on a couple of Altoids then sucks your dick.The tingling sensation is wonderful.If you haven't tried it,buy some Altoids and try it. Maybe this thief was going to try it but didn't realize that she needed the stronger stuff. |
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| Author: | Hank Daman [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:14 am ] |
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Vegas Bob wrote: I think I just figured out why she stole the Listerine. Have any on you guys ever had an "Altoids Blow Job?" It is great. The chica sucks on a couple of Altoids then sucks your Dick.The tingling sensation is wonderful.If you haven't tried it,buy some Altoids and try it. Maybe this thief was going to try it but didn't realize that she needed the stronger stuff.
Altoids are good VB; but it does not compare to blue Halls cough drops. Have a chica pop one in her mouth before/during; and even a the most cold and calous monger will be screaming. Pop rocks also makes for an interesting experinece. I try to keep all three in my travel bag . Listerine, though, a bit too intense (been there, done that). And no, the listerine I tried was NOT yours.
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:26 am ] |
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Psychman wrote: ..Altoids are good VB; but it does not compare to blue Halls cough drops.
Better yet, try Alka Seltzer! A couple years ago, a friend told me about using Alka Seltzer on her, and he was right! First, you gotta get her all hot and bothered. Once she's all 'juiced up', just break an Alka Seltzer into a few small pieces, and put a small piece on her poossy. The tingling sensation will drive her absolutely crazy! Last year, I had a Nica "squirt" for the 1st time, because I did this to her. Then, once you start plugging her, you'll get the same sensation. Try it! I know....I'm a sick phuck. Tell me something I don't know! Pop Rocks are alright, but they're too damn loud! Mucho Gusto
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| Author: | Coolhand [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | even better |
Well yes those things all work because of two things L-Arginine and Peppermint. It is the Peppermint that gives the feel I have been using this for years since high school. If you get alittle bottle in the toothpaste area the stuff is called sweet breath it is in a little bottle and just put a few drops on the clit of the girl and watch her go wild. It will cost about $.80- 1.00 at the store and it works. It will do the same and you dont have to put as many mints in your mouth to have the same effect I hope this helps. Now for the pro's in here try adding ice into the mix and really watch it get crazy she will be climbing the walls. I like to take one piece of is and go over the body at pressure points at the neck and down the spine go down the neck and as you come with a lite blow along the area you have outlined with the ice. This will send her into orbit if done right. Good luck Space cadets. |
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| Author: | Coolhand [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:51 pm ] |
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What can I say I am a whore. 
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:19 pm ] |
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Coolhand wrote: What can I say I am a whore.
Well...you're definitely amongst friends !!! 
MG
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| Author: | XMan [ Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:59 pm ] |
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Mucho Gusto wrote: Psychman wrote: ..Altoids are good VB; but it does not compare to blue Halls cough drops. Better yet, try Alka Seltzer! A couple years ago, a friend told me about using Alka Seltzer on her, and he was right! First, you gotta get her all hot and bothered. Once she's all 'juiced up', just break an Alka Seltzer into a few small pieces, and put a small piece on her poossy. The tingling sensation will drive her absolutely crazy! Last year, I had a Nica "squirt" for the 1st time, because I did this to her. Then, once you start plugging her, you'll get the same sensation. Try it! I know....I'm a sick phuck. Tell me something I don't know! Pop Rocks are alright, but they're too damn loud! Mucho Gusto Damn MG and I thought I was adventurous? Quote: What can I say I am a whore.
Coolhand talk about your pot and kettle
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