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By now, we are all well aware of the debauchery that Get Rhythm and Ruffnutz can get into CR. They have certainly reached the “Master” Monger level. While it would be impossible to predict an entire trip, I will give my predictions for the first day and hopes that my other CRT brothers will continue to add on additional days.
"HOW GR GETS HIS GROOVE BACK ON"
Day 1
In light of the recent dissolution between GR and his beloved tica, GR is feeling extremely horny. He endures a strong aching sensation, deep in his loins and he realizes he can not possibly wait until the Memorial Day celebration to return to CR. He calls his devoted wingman Ruffnutz to see about an earlier trip. Ole Ruffy is not yet 100% sure he is ready to continue the level of deviant behavior that they once shared before they both became pu*sy Whipped Bitches.
GR can’t wait. He finds a reserve wingman that just so happens to also be ready for a return to Costa Rica. GR arrives early Thursday morning on his usual overnight Taca flight from LA. He checks into his new hotel (he won’t be staying at Sportsmen’s this trip for obvious reasons) where they have the red carpet rolled out and the entire staff is eagerly waiting the legandary “Porn Star” himself.
GR, as always, is very aware of the time and he realizes it is now 9:30 am and time to head out for his first run. He always likes to go big the first session of each trip and this trip will certainly not be any different. He arrives at 9:40 am to one of his favorite fishing holes, “Oasis.” Now we all know that for the layman monger, Oasis doesn’t open until 10 am. However, Harry, the owner is already outside waiting for GR to arrive. Harry and a security guard immediately lock the gate and whisk GR up the stairs. Harry rings the bell and six lovely young ladies enter the waiting room with hopes and expectations that they will be the “one.” GR, being the ever sensitive man that he is, realizes he can not break any of these young kittens hearts. He decides to take all six. What happens next can only be described as “the dirtiest, sloppiest, wettest, and absolute best porn sex you could imagine… not even in porn films have I seen a performance as good as this.” Okay maybe that has been described already. As only GR can do, a quatro BBBJ with two girls each sucking a ball and two licking his shaft. One sitting on his face and one is licking his nipples (he likes that). Within minutes you can here bodies slamming against the walls and moans of ecstasy emulate through the hallways and throughout the building. A few mongers who where in the waiting room (because there where no girls available) described it as, “one of the strangest, loudest and scariest things I have ever heard. I wasn’t sure if everyone was going to make it out alive.” In what can only be described as a massage parlor first, witness’s reported seeing each girl give GR 10,000 colones. With a kiss on each girls check and a bottle of water for the road GR was off.
He leaped with joy down the stairs and practically flew across the street for a wonderful lunch at Machu Pichu. After replenishing on the extra large seafood platter and two regular cokes he was on his way. But where was he headed? Making a left out the door it was obvious he was on a mission. At the first street he paused for a moment, then with out hesitation he makes a quick left and shoots into the first door a few steps away.
Saphires, formerly Manitas Travietas, will be his next stop. With only five girls to chose from GR again has a hard time deciding. 3 where very young and cute, one was below GR’s standard of at least an 8, while the other was smoking a cigarette and immediately was ruled out (GR likes to kiss). While he was pondering his decision he notices that the hostess is eyeing his package. She is by far the hottest thing he has seen in CR this trip (3 1/2 hours) and she is obviously into him. After a little small talk she informs him that, although she has never done a customer before, she would gladly make an exception if he wanted her. Again not wanting to let her down he grabbed her hand and was making his way to his favorite room near the hostess desk, when he noticed the sad looks on the other kittens faces. What was he thinking? After all those lonely, sleepless nights in LA he spent masturbating to pictures of his girlfriend back in CR he was back in paradise and was walking away from 3 lovely girls. Then he came to his senses; “I must have those three also” he exclaims. In what can only be described, as the dirtiest, sloppiest (yea, yea you all know the story by now). One and half-hours later they all exited the room with the kind of smiles that you only see on those pictures on your Dentist’s office wall. Then they all got on their knees and bowed as they said, “Gratis Mr. Get Rhythm, Gratis.” And with that GR was out the door, past KFC and in a cab back to his hotel.
When he arrived to his Hotel, one would think he would be ready for a nap prior to his wingman arriving and the nighttime festivities. However, keep in mind this is GR. He decides that a massage may be in store after his light morning workout. Even though he had just returned from two “Massage Parlors” he had yet to have a massage. GR doesn’t waste his minutes on “massage time” in these establishments. So out comes the black book and an hour later the ever-popular Erica arrives to his room. These two share a connection like few others. After touching and caressing every part of GR’s body, he can’t help but return the favor. She proudly exclaims,”No MAN has ever touched me like you GR. I love you.” Not wanting to fall for that line again so soon, GR says he has to go eat and ******* her out to an awaiting cab.
It is now 5pm and GR decides to kill a little time in the Casino. Now Bill Alexander and Vegas Bob both claim to be pretty decent Blackjack players, but they don’t know a thing compared to GR. There was a book written recently that few people know was based loosely on GR’s gambling exploits called “Bringing Down the House.” If you haven’t read it, you should. Yes GR can count cards like no other, 6 decks to be exact. And to think most consider him to be just another Stupid Gringo. After a quick hour GR thinks the Pit Boss may be on to him so he cashes out his $475 winnings and heads back to his hotel.
His new wingman arrives and there appears to be a little aprehensiveness that often comes with a new relationship. Those that where present report that there was even a few tears shed presumably on Ruffnutz behalf. Although GR later claims it was just something in his eye.
Wanting to take advantage of the fact that his banned partner in crime Ruffnutz isn’t with him, GR wants to see if he can get into the “New” Kamur. When they arrive the new doorman refuses to let GR in. He shows him a mug shot of him and Ruffy and shouts “You not welcome here no more.” Luckily Smutpedller over heard the commotion and was immediately at the front doors. Smutpedller wasn’t surprised. There was already “word on the street” that GR was in town. With a warm embrace Smutpedller informed GR that the past is just that and he is always welcome in the “New” Kamur as long as he promises to only write positive reports.
With that GR can hardly control himself. Smutpedller ******* him to the VIP area and instead of having all the girls dance at the same time on the stage he has them all come over to dance for GR. It doesn’t take long for GR to spot one of his ATF’s Roxana and they are immediately involved in an intense tongue wrestling match. She then motions over to her new play toy, Sabrina. Now, Sabrina has been known to be a little shy on the floor but when she sees GR it is on. She immediately reaches into his pants and grabs his already rock hard unit. No vitamins required. She begins to slowly stroke both GR and Roxana in unison and they immediately begin a three-person kiss that you guessed it has only been seen in Hard Core Porn. They ask GR if he would buy them one single drink each before they go to the new Jacuzzi suite. Now GR has had a pretty good day. He is up over $515 dollars after winning $475 at the casino and $120 from being paid for his early morning session at Oasis. So next he says the following words, that will forever be remembered in Kamur history. “Forget the single, make it a double. Not only for Roxana and Sabrina but for every girl in here.” Keeping with the theme he then agrees to pay each girl “Double” for their private session together. Sighs where heard as far away as Atlanta, Georgia. As he led the girls away, the clock struck midnight and so ended GR’s first day back in CR.
Overall, not a bad start. 15 1/2 hours on the ground
13 Girls penetrated, 5 loads, 1 great massage, 2 good meals, 7 Imperials, 1 Jagar bomb (in memory of Ruffy) and a budding new relationship with Smutpedller
Total Cost- He is still $8000 colones ahead.
Last edited by Pan T Dropper on Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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