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Author:  Missing CR [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:18 pm ]
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This email (yes, this is the entire email) was sent to me at 1:23 last night from Costa Rica:



Hello since you do state, I hope very that either, I hope you remember to me, all this or with you? if. It passes it very well to your side.






Here is my first attempt at translation:

Dear stupid balding 40 something gringo,

Remember me? I am the one who agreed to go to the beach with you for several days. We thoroughly discussed all details and I even kept you up late talking about what I was going to pack (I enjoyed talking about my small bikinis and thongs). Well I did not feel like showing up, and did not take the time to contact you to let you know. I hope you enjoyed your time in that dead little town with 5 amigos and no available girls. I am sure thinking about my perfect tight little body and beautiful dark eyes made it easier to go to bed at 10 pm alone when the town shut down.

I was really too sick to go, it is amazing that when you came back two days early it was also the first day I was able to make it back to the BM. What a coincidence! I am sure you could tell by my terrible cough how sick I was. I was very surprised you did not want to spend every remaining second of your trip with me after you saw beautiful me.

Well it is late here and I did not get any business tonight. I am so desperate I am even emailing guys that I treated poorly. Perhaps after a few emails you will forget that one small incident, rememebr how hot I am, and start thinking with the wrong head. If that is the case, perhaps I will email for money later or set something up for when you return to see just me. Of course, I am not sure If I will show up then either.

Love you and miss you!



I am kind of new at this, so feel free to correct any translation errors.
Author:  Right Hand Man [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:34 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO
Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:39 pm ]
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I think I got the exact same e-mail (minus the word 'balding') !!! :P :P :P
Author:  Californicationdude [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:42 pm ]
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[code]I am sure you could tell by my terrible cough how sick I was[quote]


yes, slight correction.....


I am sure you could tell by my terrible cough (Which I got From My Very, Very, Very Ill Mother) how sick I was.
Author:  XMan [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:00 pm ]
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I got the same one except she needed money for her sick mother. :lol:



As Mikey-B Says.............. NEXT!

Good thing there aren’t any more good looking Chicas in CR for her sake or she might have to get an actual job that requires a little common courtesy.


X
Author:  Irish Drifter [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:00 pm ]
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Quote:
I was really too sick to go, it is amazing that when you came back two days early it was also the first day I was able to make it back to the BM. What a coincidence!


Sounds perfectly reasonable to me :lol: :lol: :lol: What a cynical group you guys are :P :P :P
Author:  Missing CR [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:26 pm ]
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Hey Irish Drifter,

Yeah, I am getting a little more cynical. Probably a healthy thing when dealing with the HDR ladies. Not really bitter though, took it as a life lesson. Can not wait for my next trip.
Author:  Zippy [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:49 pm ]
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I can translate this one easy! :lol: She is telling you that if you would not give out your email address you would not get this trash! :P Just joking! :oops:
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