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Author:  JimSloan75 [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:35 pm ]
Post subject:  So you pick a lady up in a tica bar........

She is fully clothed... you get back, she undresses, has 10lbs of hair down there and streach marks from 4 K*ds. In other words, she is an 8 with her clothes on, a 3 with no clothes.

How can you avoid this?

Author:  DannyZee [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:42 pm ]
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I think it's not their thingy to shave or trim traditionally speaking. Quite a lot of non pro's wear big afro down south. Did she tell you the joke about the " mono " yet ?

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: So you pick a lady up in a tica bar........

JimSloan75 wrote:
..How can you avoid this?

That's a tough call. Quite often, it's a crap shoot.
Roll the dice, and take your chances !!!
If she's not what you expected, read my tag line! :P
Mikey-B :wink:

Author:  Bomber [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:27 pm ]
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My friend had the same thing happen to him. When she took off her bra her tits fell to the floor. I would give her some cash and kick her out. I like to spent some time with her at a table having a few drinks before I take them back. This way you have time to make sure her jeans aren't acting as a girdle.

Author:  Florida [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: So you pick a lady up in a tica bar........

JimSloan75 wrote:
She is fully clothed... you get back, she undresses, has 10lbs of hair down there and streach marks from 4 K*ds. In other words, she is an 8 with her clothes on, a 3 with no clothes.

How can you avoid this?
Jim are you down in CR now? i thought you were going in march. usually an 8 will not go down to a 3 :D 10lbs of hair :D :lol: bring some scissors and an extra blade :D purra gatitas :twisted:

Author:  Irish Drifter [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:45 pm ]
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JimSloan75 wrote:

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She is fully clothed... you get back, she undresses, has 10lbs of hair down there and streach marks from 4 K*ds. In other words, she is an 8 with her clothes on, a 3 with no clothes.


Depends on how much alcohol you have consumed :lol: :lol:

Seriously, same way you would handle it in the states. Read Mikey-B's tag line for a hint :lol:

Author:  JimSloan75 [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:30 pm ]
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I am down there march 6-9. Will be seeking ladies with no battle scars (K*ds)

Author:  Palynx [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:35 pm ]
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JimSloan75 wrote:
I am down there march 6-9. Will be seeking ladies with no battle scars (K*ds)


Good Luck! :twisted: You will have fun...

Author:  Raw [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:24 pm ]
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In the vip photo section click on 260 , the title ,dominican sweety. Tell me what you think. I think she is pretty hot, tall and lean, built for speed, just how I like. When she took her cloths off all that changed. Sagging tits, major battle scars. She insisted on having the lights out. I could see her scars and sagging breast in the moonlight. She had a manicured bush. She was a great provider, spent the night for 50 us and 3 pairs of victoria secrets t-backs, I tipped her twenty after our morning romp. If you run into a situation like this, hit the lights, no problem. This girl was beautiful in the face, had nice teeth and a great attitude which means a lot to me.

Author:  D2864 [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:25 pm ]
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Raw wrote:
If you run into a situation like this, hit the lights, no problem. This girl was beautiful in the face, had nice teeth and a great attitude which means a lot to me.


Great advice!

Author:  Californication [ Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:31 pm ]
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Costa Rica 101

The mujeres that wear the tube tops that show thier midriff. You know the ones that you can see the bellybuttons of course dont have this problem.

So on the other hand any of them that have clothes covering this area have the stretch marks .
That easy

Cali

Author:  RBC100 [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:04 am ]
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I say bring back the muff myself. That is one thing I liked about Peru is the Muff is still alive and well with providers.Could always do with out saggy boobs and many stretch marks though.rbc100

Author:  Veelee [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:11 am ]
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I hate stubble, but crabs take it in the ear.

Author:  El Lamero [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:54 am ]
Post subject:  Viva la bush

I'm with you RBC100.

Add me to the ever shrinking list of "la natural" lovers. As a former habitue of the jungles, I love to pretend I'm Stanley stalking the bush looking for Dr Livingstone, armed only with my rapier tongue machete.

So forget all those San Jose "Bermuda" Triangles, little landing strips, a narrow mohawk, or some stubbly looking labia that looks like Richard Nixon.........I'll take a nice full bush everytime.

And who knows, like Crackerjack, there might be a prize down there :-)

Author:  VegasBob [ Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:10 am ]
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I'm sorry to say this but sometimes you get what you pay for. If you go to the Tico bars for cheap pu*sy,this is what you sometimes wind up with. The chicas are there for a reason. ie. They have trouble competing at the more expensive places. (HDR) What happened to you can also happen in the higher end places but your odds are better. Personally I would rather talk a $100 chica down to $60 than go with a $20 chica who talks me up to $50.

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