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Hey all:

KC back again after a long absence from the board. Take a look at some of these dating sites. I find them phuckin' hysterical.

Typical gringa. 45 year old looking for gringo between 35 and 47. Image that, a guy just 3 years older to too old for these broads. I see this time and time again.

Philly Rookie was at a bar the other night. Gringa over 50 rejects him.
She is lucky a guy over 70 doesn't reject her. Right?


Thank you Costa Rica for furnishing us with women that appreciate guys over 50.

King

By the way I wonder what a 45 year old gringa brings into the picture that would make even a 70 year old guy want her??? Most are fat & bitchy impossible to please demanding idiots that think they are wonderful & we should love them & respect them for all this?? I see these ads all the time also & what a joke it is. I have found my solution to this life & that is travel til my heart is content!

I have had all kind of gringas mad at me because they could not sway my thinking into what was good for them as I always focused on what was good for me. Iimagine this was not on the same page for some odd reason??? (conflict of interests) Might sound a bit selfish but I knew in advance how it would end with a gringa in control of things. Hey I don't blame them they should do what is best for their interests & there are plenty of weak guys that succumb to their desires & kiss their hiney but that life has never been for me & they knew it. Over time they found what they wanted & I left few stones unturned & found what was best for me. I have a feeling I am happier than what I have seen of these gringas as of late but only god really knows. My little zppmiester sure seems happier about the situation so good for him.

It is my belief we are a huge product of or upbringing & we deviate little from this & we should all find our own happiness where ever our life journey takes us just be happy is the main thing, it is worth more than all the money in the world.

It pays to have a worldly education no question about it!

KC good to see you back posting! Always enjoyed your writings.

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"Run silent, run deep"
Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

I ran ads on 3 different dating sites from July to Nov.

The women said they were looking for "an honest guy with a sense of humor".
I thought, 'Hey, I'm an honest guy with a sense of humor'.

I couldn't even get them to send the "canned" rejections. All they had to do was pick one from a dropdown box and click "SEND".

Then it hit me:
There are so few attractive gringas that each one gets about 1000 responses. I guess they CAN afford to be choosy.

Well, so can I and I choose Latin America.

Wit,

I think you are on to something big & good choice!

HASTA LA VISTA gringas!!!

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"Run silent, run deep"
Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

I have looked at match.com and others. Half love to travel and just got back from Europe or the Caribean.

Right off the bat, Coming out of the gate. I am looking for someone to pay for all of this. I wonder sometimes if I would have to pay for a seperate room. It reminds me of W.C.Feilds saying a sucker born every minute. Thank god for other places in the world.

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Take a walk on the wild side.

Ugly rich guys like Donald Trump dont seem to have a problem getting laid...getting it up maybe...but not getting candidates. Is this prostitution at its highest form?

ahh the wonderful online dating sites..... match.com has a checklist of turn-ons. Obviously created by women; among candlelight, dancing, and flirting - one choice is "money".

At least they are honest about it.

Of course it is, women always cost you money, only the price tag is different. If the average income in Costa Rica would be as high as in the US no good looking young chick would look at a 50 year old guy (or at least if he wouldn't have a few million bucks).

CLEARLY the person with the BEST Life during the History of Mankind is: HUGH HEFNER!!!

IMHO, writing doesn't cut it. People build up a fantasy of what the other person looks like, and the reality seldom (if ever) lives up. It's why reading the Exorcisit was more terrifying than seeing the movie (if that's possible - lol). One's fantasies while reading are perfect for any occasion; love & fear come to mind.

Insult is added to injury when a photo is sent. When fashion photographers do front cover magazine shoots, they can easily take a couple of hundred photos, and of course pick one. What does that tell you about that insipid photo you sent, NOT taken by a pro? It tells me you looked like a phuckin' fool, no matter how debonaire you are, sweetheart.

Finally, even when you get a woman to bite, they can fade from view in a heartbeat, despite how engaged she appears. Why? Who the fu*k knows. Some possible explanations have been addressed in this thread, ie., she gets dozens of "hits", you're too old, etc.

Conclusion; if you get a response, don't send a pic under any circumstances and lie about your age. Also, don't make any referencs to sex whatsoever. Non-working women hate that sh*t like poison. If/when you finally meet up, remain a challenge. Appear even 1% needy, and you better buy some Johnson's Baby Oil for your johnson, because you're going to need it.

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"Don't never trust a woman, till she's dead and deep....One day she'll say she loves you, next day she'll throw you on the street."

"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."

YO KC:
Old Circus wrote the book on the 'personals" or dating sites. I have experimented with various profiles changing photos, age, basic stats and introductions. It almost always comes down to two things, looks and money. That nice personality or sense of humor shit is....plain shit. One thing that gets real attention irregardless of age is when you preface your name with Dr. or Doctor. That really sends out the money hungry women and some much younger. The following is an example of two test profiles that I tried:

Profile #1: Profile Name: "Professional Gentleman", age: 57, height 6'-0", body type: athletic and fit, Occupation: self employed, Education: Master's degree, Smokes: non-smoker, Photo; was one of me without a beard and younger.
Results (one month): 19 views, 1 winks, 3 emails (from bags in their 60's)

Profile #2 (ran at same time) Profile name: Doctor_on Call61, age 61, height 5'-11", body type: average, Occupation: medical, Education: Phd, Doctorate, Smokes: non-smoker, Photo: was one of me with a beard wearing a rolex. Noted that I lived on the waterfront....Mercedes was my favorite auto.
Results (one month): 58 views, 5 winks, 11 emails (women ranging from 28 to 64 but mostly in 40's and several very attractive. One was 29 from NY and was a knock out.

Another time I placed a profile using a picture of a swedish blonde stud looking guy titled DrShawn44 with age of 44 along with other good qualities.
Result: OFF THE CHARTS. Fine looking women from all over the world mostly age 23 to 41. 7 or 8 could have been playboy centerfolds. To my regret, I corresponded with three absolute foxes and damn, they were ready to leave home and come live with me. I finally let them know I had met someone and was going to get engaged.....Although it was experimental I really felt sort of bad about playing with their hearts but hell, I've been on the other end a number of times. One continued writing me for a year.

Other notes: Never say you are a smoker if even you smoke like a chimney.....these profiles get little notice. Leave "wanting Ch*ldren" open.
Also be ready to receive a lot of offers from the Phillipines, China, Russia (most are a fraud), Canada and Austrailia....these women are desperate.

I even placed a profile using photos of me in my sad clown outfit in CR and got more replies than the real one of my ugly ass profile. Maybe I should have included photos of my double wide, Shitass the cat and the city dump next door.

I've have met women for lunch that had used photos of their girlfriend in their profile....real cows showed up. But I have enjoyed a few pen pals from other parts of the world. As for meeting that one I would like to be with....HELL NO. Now I know why this old fart goes to Central America.

Past 50 the pickings get slim. Past 60 there are no pickings in gringa land.
Book um' Dano.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Well--at least us guys make it to 50 and still may get some pickings. With females I think the pickings for them start to dry up at 30.

Circus - That's priceless material (lol).

Jazz

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"Don't never trust a woman, till she's dead and deep....One day she'll say she loves you, next day she'll throw you on the street."

"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."

Sorry people haven't had good luck on the local dating sites. My luck hasn't been as great as DR44 but I have hooked up with some interesting partners in the short run. Recently I ran an ad and stated that I spoke some spanish and loved latin culture and women. I had a very cute little hottie from Equador respond to my ad. She's 20 years younger and not really concernd about the age difference.

It's all about marketing.

Diablito
The Eternal Optimist

I've tried several dating sites in the past and never found anyone i wanted to actually meet. The young girls don't want to meet anyone 2 or 3 years older then themselves... i'm 36 and want to meet 18 to 25 year old females. I didn't have much luck.. untill....

i found www.latinameridancupid.com and everything changed.

No Gringas, and the chicas 18-25 have no problem meeting guys who are 20 years older, age doesn't matter to them. i've met so many sweet chicas on this site and can't believe some of the hotties who have contacted me through the site. I've visited several chicas and plan on meeting as many as i can until i find a beautiful younger chica who wants to get married and have my bebes.

You have to love them chicas!!!! Damn, they sure know how to make el amor!

if anyone signs up i'd be interested in hearing how things worked out for you.

good luck.