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Consider this a trip report in Gringalandia

9:30 pm - Went to local bar to sing karaoke and drink heavily

9:45 pm Big blonde takes bar stool to E.C.'s left and begins serious flirtation

9:48 - Ciego calls her bluff and demands a kiss. Big Blonde rams tongue down Ciego's throat

9:55 pm. Big Blonde continues to flirt. Her question, "Do you want me to su*k your c*ck/" is clearly heard by Ciego and companions

10:00 pm - midnight - Drinking, dancing, singing and flirtation continue. Ciego decides to test Big Blonde Gringa's level of desire and sincerity; informs her that he and companions are going to another bar to check out the local talent/band.

Midnight - 1:00 am. Big Blonde follows Ciego two blocks to other bar. She gropes, fondles, kisses, grinds and teases Ciego, who, despite Big Blonde's age (thirty-eight), marital status (twice divorced), height and weight (5'10", 200 lbs.) and level of intoxication continues to express willingness for sexual play. More dancing, kissing, fondling and very public grinding continue.

1:01 a.m. Ciego first broaches the idea of leaving the bar. Offers breakfast and the hotel room. Gringa replies, "I don't mean to lead you on..."

1:30 am. - Ciego becomes more assertive regarding the rest of the evening's plans. By now Ciego has had eight rum drinks and a beer...in short, the blind man is hammered. As Twarag will attest, a drunk Ciego is not a pleasant thing, but as Big Blonde is also hammered, this seems to be less of an issue. Although fondling, kissing, groping etc. continue, Big Blonde continues to refuse sex.

1:45 - Ciego leaves the bar in disgust and takes taxi home. After telling the driver about the incident, the 65 year-old pervert and wise mentor declares "Ditch the Bitch."

Questions:

a.) Should I have tried harder/ (i.e. Did I give up too easily)?

b.) Is ciego a bonehead for not reading the signs of a dead-end gringa street earlier in the evening?

c.) Are these women for real?

Your input is valued. Hey, the evening wasn't a total loss, and I do enjoy a nice case of blue balls with my rum...

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Good post El C!

Just two comments:

1) Why bother with gringas at all, ever?

2) I don't care how tall she is, if she's over 130 lbs, I'm not interested...

GR

5'10" and 200 pounds---UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I agree with the 65 year old perverted taxi driver. Dump the bitch !!!!
5' 10" and 200 lbs ????? Holy sh*t !!! If you had pursued it, she might of ph*cked you, but if you weren't good enough, then she might of kicked your ass !!!! Ahhhhh. The joys of gringalandia !!!!
Mikey-B

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

The only thing you could have done differently was instead of asking her to join you you simply said, "LET'S GO!"

She would either have gone or not but it would have been direct and to the point. She was way beyond sweet-talking her anyway and she was way beyond 'flirting'.

If she then said, "No" you don't have to say anything. Just laugh in her face, turn to your buddies and ignore her the rest of the time you're there.

Sometimes you have to just take charge (as much as possible) and show them what it would be like with a REAL MAN!

Just my 2 cents.

Damn Witling,
Every time you post something, I find myself getting hypnotized by your avatar ! You're killin' me !!!! (LOL)

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Wit,

Actually, I did take charge and simply say "let's go," but she flatly refused....citing something ridiculous like my marital status.

It was then that I left the bar in disgust. My two buddies had already left. Both thought I was well on track for some hogging.

I'm not undiscriminating, but after being coopedd up for two months, I was ready and raring to go. She wasn't the pretiest in the bar, but when a girl sticks her tongue into your tonsils and offers fellatio, you take notice. And to make matters worse I had quickly swallowed a Vitamin "C." in anticipation of future fun with this corn-fed cutie.

Yeah, it's tragic. I know, I know.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Big blonde ought to pay EC for sexo. At least dos cientos.

You have to be careful with a woman THAT big. Over 200 pounds? Someone that big could have hurt you...

I mean... They say its not rape if you like it... but.... DANG...

200 pound cornfed gringa. She would have to pay me at least $800 cien. I would have to smoke crack, drink 100 beers and take blackout pills. With all of that, I think I'd still refuse.

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About the 200 pounds of corn-fed lovin'...

I know her height is 5'10', because she told me, and she was jjust a bit shorter than my 5'11". However, I'm not certain that she actually weighs two bills. I mean, she didn't sit on my face so I could guess her weight!

Although I'm certain that if I related her bulk as being closer to 180, it still wouldn't help.

Ah well, any port in a storm. Start the tuba music.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Thank goodness you took a taxi. You could have been raped and sucked out of your senses. I just hope this teaches you a lesson about getting drunk and rendering yourself helpless when in company of a forceful gringa. I am so proud of you.

Hmmm, 5'10" and 200lbs. Looks like a 10.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Sounds like you did ok to me. Like ole grandad said, you got to bait the hole if you plan on catching some fish. Chaulk that night up to baiting the hole, sounds like you had a great time anyway. The hunt is always the most fun. I can remember times when I drank to much and took an ugly girl home and while I was phucking her and just about to get a nut, I would be thinking of a reason to get the hell out of there as soon as I came.

My first thought, and I'm surprised that no one else has mentioned it, are you sure IT was a woman?