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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:11 pm 
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140. When your wife says shes going away for the weekend, you start thinking about how many new women you can squeeze into 60 hours... 8) 8) 8)


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141. You're willing to share a room with a dude so you can swap women.

142. Your passport needs additional pages due to all the stamps from only mongering destinations.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:16 pm 
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143. Your new grading system for women is now based on what you would pay her for sexo, in colones of course... 8) 8) 8)


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Can not believe no one has mentioned the most obvious way to Know:

113: You are a lifetime VIP member of CRT

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144) Before mongering, having a threesome with 2 beautiful girls would be the greatest day of your life, now its just Tuesday.


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145. You used to be jealous of Hugh Hefner, but now you think he isn't getting enough action. To make matters worse, his magazine shows up in your mailbox and you throw it (unopened) onto the same pile as the letters from the IRS.

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146. You have completed all 100 lessons of Pimsleur Spanish, 60 lessons of Pimsleur Portuguese, and you're working your way through Pimsleur Chinese.


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147. YOu are continuously dehydrated from semen loss.


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148. Your married friends love it when you send them photos from your latest trip, but request that you not send photos showing your toolbox anymore...

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149. You have actually come to enjoy the feeling of a condom being rolled on because you know what is next!

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150. You view giving away vibrators as gifts to woman as appropriate.

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151. It seems perfectly normal to purchase 8 pairs of crotchless panties at the Adult Video Warehouse.. Especially since they are only $5 each... 8) 8) 8) 8)


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152. You lay out 3 bottles of KY "sensual mist", a 12 pack of super-ribbed condoms, a 12 pack of "ultrasensitive" condoms, and a Trojan magnum vibrating cockring onto the conveyor belt at Vons, and just smile when when the jaw drops on the checkout lady's face.

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Before your plane reaches the end of the landing strip you're already envisioning getting to the end of a different kind of landing strip. :P

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You know the airport codes to your favorite mongering destinations:

1. SJO - San Jose
2. MDE - Medellin
3. POP - Puerto Plata
4. GIG - RIO
5. FRA - Frankfurt
6. CGN - Cologne
7. AMS - Amsterdam


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