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Translation help por favor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEWiL1fbx_I

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

I have way less a clue than you do but thanks for sharing that funky little video.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

"Eres tan fea que el médico dijo al nacer, si no llora, es un tumor"
You are so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said, if she doesn't cry, it's a tumor.

"Escogistes de profesión prostituta, y te moristes virgen"
You chose to be a prostitute as a profession, but you died a virgin.

"El médico dijo al nacer, si vuela, un murciélago"
The doctor said when you were born, if it flies, it's a bat.

lol Funny

Making fun of his girl saying she is hairy, ugly, and smelly, BUT he still loves her because she is a nympho.

Bing translation -

Your hair is only a small portion
of all the stands that you, my love
you have hair on the back in the gut
and even in the navel have mogollon

more than once I was tangled
among the large clumps of your gutters
you are a king kong, you're a rainforest
and I nena, I am your tarzán

I still: your mouth is not too bad
but your teeth are something supernatural
and that I teeth should not speak
but at least my life the floor clean

your halitosis killed the neighbors doberman
200 sailors of a German ship
at the zoo does not leave you enter
the skunks have said hueles fatal

but I love you (you are so ugly that when sending your photo by email detected it antivirus)
but I love you (you were so ugly doctor said at birth: if not crying is a tumor)
but I love you (you were so ugly that went to a contest of ugly and said not accepted professionals)
but I love you (you are so ugly that when were you born you put in an incubator with tintados crystals)

I still: your voice destroys me nerves
When I am asleep and come me with things well
as: fer, why don't want me to? Why not me hug?
Why? di, why?

dammit, you streets, pass me
that you cuddle your mother, I would like to sleep
and since you'll look to see if a little ventilas
I love that you have returned to escape

but there is nothing worse than your ninfomanía
I have to sack, night, day
my poor flautilla which can more
do not give a second peace

are you an insatiable be
destrozas of a single achuchón inflatable dolls
your bed is a circus and I am Christian
trembles waiting for the lion

but I love you
but I love you (picked prostitute profession and you moriste Virgin)
but I love you (you were so ugly that your mother instead of breastfeeding you gave you the back)
but I love you (you were so ugly hacías cry onions)

but I love you and even stating
come me better than sharon stone
with your pelambrera me I made 2 coats
removed from better than mink cold

your body odor counteracts the infernal smell
my feet and this is something great
your great sexual appetite is better than a gymnasium
a boy I am done with you

and that is why I love you (the doctor said at birth: If you fly a bat)
but I love you (in Carnival went to buy a cheek and gave only rubber)
but I love you (ugly)
but I love you
but I love you (you were so ugly that instead of menstruation had monstruación)

chururu chururu
tirititiritarara
for parabarabaaaaa

but I love you

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY