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Know a guy who got his tooth pulled in Heredia for 10k. Gringo dentist wanted $350. It paid for his trip. What a fuckin moron! :P


Leaving out the part where the infection set in? Just asking mind you.... :?: :idea:

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Why don't you get the message Josie, we all are not as smart,cool,buff, babe magnet,ect. as you. All of your preaching will not sway the alcoholic commen swine you find on this board. Give it a rest.


"What you talkin' 'bout Willis??"

Common swine? You actually come/go to Costa Rica for drinking and yet there ain't a single bottle ....not one....of single malt Scotch Whiskey to be had in 99.9 out of 100 bars....not even at the SL or Blue Marlin (Johnnie Walker ain't no single malt).....must be drinking the froo froo Kool-Aid????!!! :P :P




WOW This thread should be "Tales of CRTers who like to talk out their assholes!!!" Great entertainment today fellas!!!! :lol: :lol:

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I think there is golf


Shiit....Nhhank....there is a purported golf course in Greensfukkingburg, Kansas...or so the locals will say......it's a corn field.....

Here is the link to "golf" in CR: http://www.golfcr.com/ . I rest my case. :!:

Here is a link to golf in Florida: http://www.playfloridagolf.com/

but most of all....here is a link to golf on Maui:

http://www.visitmaui.com/mauigolf.html

HELLO??? Golf in Costa Rica as the primary reason for going to CR? NOT YET.....

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Exercise? Hell I walk HLH to BM to SL two or three times a day!
Also I road a bike once till the chain fell off :roll:


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Exercise? Hell I walk HLH to BM to SL two or three times a day!


Dude....you are NOT supposed to walk ANYWHERE in San Jose. Get with the program brother man.....we're all worried for you if actually walk.... :shock:

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WOW This thread should be "Tales of CRTers who like to talk out their assholes!!!" Great entertainment today fellas!!!! :lol: :lol:


No shit !!! Image :lol: :lol: :lol:
And the worse part is.... I'll never be able to get back all the time I've "wasted" in CR over the years! :oops: :cry:
Damn, now I'm depressed! :roll:

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Guys I am GUILTY......VERY GUILTY......

GUILTY..of first really learning about CR in the late 1980's when a professor told me it was a place where corporate embezzlers and other fugitives went to live as millionaires with impunity. There was mention of chicas but only a sidebar. I was interested not so b/c I wanted to do this but just that people would go there, not get caught and live like kings. I always wanted to go just to see these types. I was young then.

GUILTY...after thinking CR is primarily known as a haven for embezzlers, I then thought of it secondary as a tax haven, thirdly as a world class fishing destination....This was in the 90's.

GUILTY...of over dressing in CR.

GUILTY...of wearing shorts and Hawian shirts everywhere.

GUILTY...of knowing about the women in CR but really more interested in finding freebies while going for the phenomenal fishing. Didn't even know about HDR, KL, ZB, or NF.

GUILTY...I knew little of the P4P scene but learned much more as I researched prior to my fishing trip which is probably when I first learned of CRT.

GUILTY... of making my first trip to CR to go fishing and look at a real estate development an associate wanted me to invest in.

GUILTY...for coming back primarily for the chicas and the phucking.

GUILTY...for going to CR and primarily chasing civilians.

GUILTY...for mostly being too much of a solo player. And not socializing with the brethren enough.

GUILTY...for not following up with more fishing, ATV tours, Canopy tours, driving more of the country and exploring more. Hola B's rec. seems good. Not just GUILTY, a bit embaassed.

GUILTY...for not even seeing the Museum de Oro.

GUILTY...for exercising at the fitness center at my hotel in CR on more than one occasion. Fun, no. But good to sweat the toxins out and follow up with a NF steam.

GUILTY...for jogging the hills(felt like mountains) of Manuel Antonio 5 days straight in summer heat.

GUILTY...speaking of toxins, GUILTY of drinking too much and getting hammered in CR. Notably, my first few nights and a couple of trips, every night of a trip.

GUILTY...of sometimes just drinking, partying, and dancing and not bagging a chica in a single night. Hell, in Quepos sometimes 2 nights in a row
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GUILTY..of an addiction to The Gulch...and not getting out of it more.

GUILTY..of doing CR my way while seeing every one else's do CR their way. That's part of it and even makes it interesting.


Everyone, wether you like drinking to oblivion, throwing around cash(but why spoil the chicas), phucking like crazy, fishing, golfing(I've been invited on more than a few occassions), dancing, bowling(I've done it there), biking, medical tourism, whatever....enjoy CR your way.

This thread as spiraled out of control :!: And that's part of it, too.


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Now, don’t take this as a ‘CR suck” rant. I love going. Shhhiiittt, every two months. But be honest with your self and if they would take P4P away from CR, would you still be going? I can honestly tell you that I would not.


Yo JOsie,

I'm not here to pile on dispite reading things that rubbed me the wrong way. Like MG, I don't know you but I'm sure (if not positive) you're a great guy to party with.

I completely believe you feel that way when it comes to CR. I want to remind you though (particularly for the S. FL) members that CR is an easier trip for us to make then say, Vegas even.

So understand that the 2 1/2 hour plane ride makes it effortless to travel there. I would guess most mongers who travel to CR from all over the U.S. (particularly the further you are) that the mindset is more on the P4 because of the additional cost and red tape of going.

I mean it's no secret that we all love women. So honestly the first thing that brought me to CR was stories I would read from GR and Ruffnutz back in the crazy days of '04,'05. And not to mention CR is basically in my backyard.

Through time I saw CR as a release. A place I don't have to look over my shoulder. In essence, complete freedom. Truth be told that's probably my #1 reason for going. Over the years I've forged some awesome life long friendships. The chicas are really a secondary thing.

This recent trip was the first trip I didn't golf because of all the madness of that week. Would I go to CR just to play golf? Well of course not..

But it's all the little things that add up: Short/cheap flight, total freedom, great retarded friends, golf, CR hospitality etc.. Those all put together trumps the p4p side to me by a mile..
Now, this doesn't mean there's anything wrong with phucking as many chicas as money can buy. And the reason there's nothing wrong with it is because to each his own. That's the angle the board wants you see. :idea:

Despite your honest and candid comments, we basically know your trying to help in some fashion.

The fact that the non p4p thread is lean has no relevance to backing up what you said. I mean, what.. am I going to get on that link and talk about shooting a 37-38 for a 75 while down there? Yea, so that link is more informative based then social based.

This is long enough, but once again. If I went to CR for the girls, I would probably be disappointed. So, I'm happy so many other things are in order so that when I do have my retarded sessions it's just icing on the cake :wink:

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Nice post CC and a very honest one
MG now needs 13 post to get double secret membership :D


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[Despite your honest and candid comments, we basically know your trying to help in some fashion.


Cujo...

I suspect J0sie is here to bust-balls, stir shit and is tickled silly when he gets us to respond. I doubt he is truly interested in "helping" Nevertheless he can be entertaining.

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This thread as spiraled out of control :!: And that's part of it, too.



Usually this is where our resident turkey-vulture Berk chimes in and then everything goes BLACK!

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WOW!

What an F-IN firestorm you started J0sie.

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This board is funny people will spend hundreds of dollars gambling or on air fare, hotels ect...but draw the line at $50-$60 on a great time with a beautiful lady.


I totally agree with Loco's statement. I've read the same time and time again on this site. I know what I want and what I'm willing to pay for great service. I've read/seen many guys that are willing to pay whatever or not pay whatever which is unfortunate. However it's not my problem or business.


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But I do like to get a bit hammered especially my first few nights there then I'll wind it down.


I'm in the same camp as CC here. I normally cut loose the first few days in CR. It's pent up energy from being in the sex prison of the states (at least where I'm located).

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Just to lighten things up a bit
One good thing can come from Mr Money Bag
Maybe one of my chicas will get one of those WUs
Now I will not have to pay for the dying mother with a bad cellphone :twisted:


As ussual NHHank you crack me up. For anyone that doesn't know you, your middle name is sarcasm. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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We have yet to meet JOsie as I still look forward to having a drink one day. But for those who know me know I can stand behind anything I say here.

It's known that latina women aren't my thing. To that end, if I came to CR just for the chicas, I would be disappointed. I come for the party, the friends, the party, then the chicas.

Either way it's all luv bebe, but the girlies here have my attention.. :wink:

Nothing wrong with hittin' the sack with many women down there either..

You fill the SL or SJ with a bunch of hot gringas, then my tume would change..

Cujo


Cujo, I'm glad to here that the latin women aren't your thing. That means all the more for me. I guess that's why there where so many extra during my/our last trip. I promise I did my best to do them all! :wink:


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To all sides of all issues on the board: Those that talk alot don't do much when it comes to phucking.. And those that Phuck alot don't do much when it comes to talking..


Finally I agree with Thirdworld that To much flapping of the jaw is for those that weren't busy enough phucking the huge amount of beatuies that are available.

I go to CR to party hard and phuck even harder. That's what floats my boat. If someone else goes there for other reasons then all I can say is more power to you.

And as ussual, just my 2C or Cien if it's worth it. :D


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now, in order to make the ¢ sign, simply hold down the ALT key and while holding the ALT key down, hit 155 on the number pad and let up the ALT key and now you have the ¢ . So, now you can say "My 2¢".

Glad to be of help.....Anytime....anytime....

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Hey Steven thanks for the keyboard tips but I meant my 2C!
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Are you bored or something? Could it be CR withdrawals have set in from your/our recent trip?


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Yeah, I suspected so, Juan....but some guys got the greenback stuck in their thinking....thus the word CIEN....CIEN in C = 50.000 (jejejeje)...ever the cost effective approach..... :P

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