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Getting the limpdick upcharge in the DR?

This probably needs a BUMP for all you newbies! LOL.

Haven't seen you in a while, Berk... welcome back.

but she told me (and i believed her) that i was the 'only' one!! we had a 'genuine' connection!! and let's try not to ever forget.. love is a 'forever thing'!!! j99

Good rereading this and reminiscing about old times and past regular posters. Reminds me of passing time "on the rail" with everyone.

And yeah, reminiscing of my past novias too, haha.

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

This thread was started when I still had thick black hair and no need for Mr. Blue...I've seen many horror stories and strangely enough they weren't drunk dimwits, the guys I know who really got taken were educated savvy guys.

One guy has a masters degree, owns his own company, is allowed some legal rights representing his clients, successful high IQ guy, smooth operator in his biz...another was a multimillionaire owner of a shipping company and a respected author of mystery books about high stakes business fraud mysteries based on real life events, ya kinda think HE would know better...

Both married little con artists and got taken for big bucks...

Another guy, very wealthy, his is loyal and well behaved but she was an aging hoe, early 40's wanting one moneyed monger vs 3 a day, she's still attractive and hot for her age and sweet and fun for him but guess what...he's supporting the entire family. Mom n dad and brother and her grown K*ds...

Saved the best for last, another dummy, not an educated guy, but an experienced truck driver, got a job as independent driving supplies in Iraq for over 100k+++ per year, he bought his little lovely and himself a love nest bungalo, got married and she made him get a big life insurance policy. To give her all the things her little heart desires, he was dodging bullets, bombs, traps, ieds, bandits, corrupt officials, betrayals, and spent a lot of time there to get as much moola for her as possible, he did have many harrowing dangerous experiences.

When he was gone she openly expressed her wish he would get killed so she could get the insurance dough, had a b/f on the side and allegedly had some old regulars she would see for some private spending money...a friend of his found out all this and finally told him, he of course blew up on his friend accusing him of wanting her...finally a Tica she confided in who didn't like her spilled the beans, she also joked she would have him killed in CR by her b/f and still get the loot if he didn't get offed in Iraq... meanwhile...he's in love...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Taking it down to 'the lowest common denominator'.. at some point, we all have to ask ourselves this question: should we sign up for an aging, menopause right around the corner (not even going to detail on the multi-possible financial nightmares) future (not always true at least 00.05% of the time) eventual SEA HAG?? Or should we possibly consider a multitude (ymmv) of situations with beautiful young, pretty, in-shape, fun to hang out with women who we can have our fun and move on??? If you still believe in the 'happy forever with one situation'.. I just have to ask you guys one last question..... ARE YOU FEELING LUCKY PUNK??? j99

I am married to a Tica. I met her at Zona Blue. I love her. She loves me. I do not live with her(she has habits I find anoying). I support her and two Ch*ldren I consider my K*ds. I have no illusions that I am young and handsome. I'm 68. I see other women whenever I want. I do not care if she sees other men. I get what I need from her emotionally and sexually. What she does when we are not together does not worry me. I can replace her in five minutes. The rule is if she chooses to do something it is done completely outside the knowledge of the K*ds. They are what is important to me. Enjoy the quality time you get to spend with any other person. If it is not great, it is time to move on. Try to get to a point in life where you don't need someone else to make you happy. The truth is they can't make you happy. You have to find happiness on your own and enjoy it with them.

You smooth operator! You got the best of both worlds! I like the not living together concept .

Years ago, here in Florida, I had a high strung high maintenance girlfriend, crazy on top of it all, but we had a lot of fun when she was in her normal state, and both of us were weird enough to belong to each other, normal people wouldn't be interested in either of us...

We both were in real estate and mortgages. She knew she was crazy and difficult, everyone including me and her mother told her so. I joked if we ever got married we should get a duplex, me in my side, she in hers. She had a sweet daughter, but when she hit her teens, she started following in mom's footsteps. she was now giving to mom what mom dished out to everybody, especially me, poetic justice. I said looks like we're going to have to get a tri-plex...

That was 25 years ago, I was 45, she was 30, I was excited about having a gorgeous hottie younger than me, exotic mix of Latina and Caribbean, Indian and Black, fabulous body, beautiful face and award winning ass, you could balance a glass of wine on while she's standing still. Unfortunately her craziness even made me give her up.

Shortly after her I was entering my 50's and discovered Costa Rica. You mean I can have all that and send her home and pick a different one next time and rarely have any headaches? I was sold. Another monger is born!!!

I recently looked her up on facebook. You guessed it. 250 pounds...Whew, dodged a bullet, and no need for a tri-plex...my ex-wife, too. Used to enter beauty contests, was once in top 10 in Miami Cuban "Miss Calle Ocho" got looks where ever we went, had not spoke with her thirty years, found on fb...250 pounds. I remember my mother who was from France (nobody French is fat in spite of all their food and vacations) she warned me most Latin girls blow up when they get older...

I'm 63 now and single for life...unless I set up a "Pops" deal, that may not be so bad....

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

Probably the best advice I have seen on any forum.

When I am no longer young and handsome.. and I am 68 years old like Pops, I want to be just like him! I can hardly wait for the 5 years (to be 68) to get there!! ps Maestro, is it really true that eating a lot of pu**y makes your hair fall out??

You're the same age as me. I call it my "young" old age....but when you move to Costa Rica, you start getting younger...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...

The minute I get in CR my inner 14-year old comes out.

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In exile in pu*sy prison

And so does my 3" c*ck!!

All joking aside.. I was fortunate enough to meet Pops (right after meeting another new friend Bryce) at the Sportsman Lodge about a year ago. Pops is a deep cat.. we can all do ourselves a favor by reading his posts over and over again. We can all 'smell/spot' shit talk from a mile away.. but he is the Real McCoy!! Read, Listen.. and Learn.