The blind man met the Nair bottle, and the result was living hell.
I too had tried a variety of strategies for denuding the scrotum, from shaving per Ruffnutz' suggestions to using an electric shaver made by Seiko ostensibly for that purpose. I had tried Trac 2, Mach III and so on.
One day, being lazy I took out the Nair bottle. Now, this was whenn I still had some usable eyesight, and so I dutifully read the directions on the bottle.
Unfortunately, my failing eyes misled me. The instructions cautioned that I should leave the solution on the sac for 8 - 10 minutes. I read it as 18 - 20... with the predictable result.
I screamed.
I danced.
I howled.
I rinsed, rinsed and rinsed again.
An ugly picture: Overweight, naked blind guy with a fire-engine red nutbag, doing the Hutu Fertility Dance in the shower, the banshee wail of torment echoing off the tiled walls.
I've since learned to use the solution properly, and now successfully use depilatory creams with no bad results. I occasionally return to using a razor and gel; both seem to work equally well for me.
Oh, by the way..... Aftershave is a very bad idea.
