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Let's get a little more up to date here:

T-pain is our hip-hop monger brother...falling in love with hookers like the rest of us...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT_fnAjZNDY

"Put you in a beach house way down in Costa Rica..put a flower in your hair and make you look like a fly mamacita"

Talk about bringing SAND to the BEACH

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Tampico Trauma by Buffett from the Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes album.

...I left for Tampico last July
I got off that boat I almost died
There to greet us
were pretty senoritas
I swore that I would not go home then
and all those lovely ladies were my freinds
Oh those sweet chiquitas they don't pretend..

Just don't get thrown out of the country like Buffett does in this story!!

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These are just the opinion pages and I am just submitting mine.

Poco a poco la vieja sube el coco.

The classic "Margaritaville" from the same album Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes.

This is a song about Key Largo....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8NhJNpQlsY

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

I guess I need to go to Key Largo more often.

For all you pervs out there... here's a possible number! Paco is the guy in the hat! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Fp62UwouY

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

For all you DATY fans (and I'm certainly one), how about Nikka Costa's "Eatin' pu*sy"? BTW, if you like old-school R&B and funk, you need to check her out. Best live show goin'!

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

PR beat me to T. Pain "I'm in Love with a stripper" but for all of you guys with a special novia, how about "Roxanne" by the police.

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Tudo bem!

"Dinah-moe humm" by Frank Zappa

"
I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me C*m
(yjes cant do it)

She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I dont mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna C*m
(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I aint got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
Then my body dont care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldnt give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
bout her mental health
till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?

Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Dyou think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me C*m
(yjes cant do it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
"

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"Believe none of what you read, and half of what you see." Old Island Woman

Touch me, tease me, kiss me, please me
I give it to ya just how you like it, girl........

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Do It Again - Steely Dan

Bad Girls - Donna Summer

The Younger Girl Keeps Rollin Across My Mind - Lovin Spoonful

Pearl Necklace - ZZ Topp

She Works Hard For The Money - Donna Summer

Touch Me In The Morning - Diana Ross

Ain't Talkin Bout Love - Van Halen

Honey, Whatta Ya Do For Money? - AC/DC

Young Girl - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

.....just to name a few.

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- Steely Dan

Go back, Jack .... Do it again.

red hot chili peppers - give it away

the motor city madman - cat scratch fever

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But mama, that's where the fun is

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"Pull up to the Bumper" Grace Jones


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"Tough & Tender", by Rod Piazza and the Mighty Flyers

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

this is it:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwon ... yrics.html

Sample lyrics:

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

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The sexiest part of the human body? The brain.