www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I don't drink coffee, so how can I smell it?

Well of course JazzboCR's smart-ass answer is to wander into a Starbucks--not least reason is that they have a good selection of CDs for sale although at exorbitant prices. Plus all the nerds hunched over their laptops--wonderful if monosyllabic company they are--assuming a grunt counts as a syllable--plus groups of Gringas nattering away, as they will do.
On second thought--just deny yourself the dubious pleasure...of smelling coffee.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

Ok, then wake up and smell your foo-foo drink. Watch out for the little umbrella!

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Yeah, I also love the baristas who think they are like rock stars, all gothed out, with lip rings (seriously, the stupidest thing aside from the pants around your thighs) and black lipstick. Starbucks is the height of stupid gringo consumerism. I am a dunkin donuts man!


But, still your gf is a freaking hooker, so regardless, wake up and smell the coffee; be it $1.50 DD Large or a $3.00 SB Venti.

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“Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.” And we are the guys that keep them in Eggs & Grits

Not much difference. As I have written previously, if there wasn’t a little patch down at the “Y”, there would be a bounty on the female persuasion.

Nothing wrong with the novia being a hooker... Problem is that with all the talk most guys can't handle it. The older one's can't handle the fact that she is gonna have to get some lovin' elsewhere just to fulfill her own needs. Younger guys think they are too studly for her to step out. Ones that it might work for are guys who want some steady fun with no expectations. Now this takes into account good looking working girls. The little broken down baby factories sometimes are just grateful to latch onto something stable. Ain't no true love in the gulch...

The Gulch: A place where "what have you done for me lately" is on everyone's mind.

I get your point about the car guy answering his phone, now, that being said.....

When I was 22, I sold new cars, had 2 K*ds in diapers, and had to pay bills. When I sold a new car, I made $100 ("mini", every "90k" deal is a mini, we sold Cadillac also, and only idiots paid 1 cent more than invoice). You have any idea how much time it takes to fk around selling a new luxury car? FOR $100??? CIEN??? HDR puta's do better! At the same time, the customer expected me to lick their boots because they are giving "ME" the $50k for a POS Deville. All, at the same time I know if I wasn't jacking with this deal, I could sell a car on the UC lot and make $3-400 on an easy deal and it takes me about 30 minutes. Now, I know "thats no way to grow your business" "I wouldn't buy a car from you", but that is "bidness". Maybe his boss was calling. If it was his cell, maybe it was his Ch*ld. For $100, would you ignore your mother/father/Ch*ld/CRT Brother for $100? Not me Brother

FWIW, I wouldn't hire the guy that disrespected you like that, nor would I fire him either. I simply left that side of the business, and now the money they actually pay IS my money.

Wow..I am a former HLH Puta turned HDR puta

Duh... you don't have gay sex (?), but you know it when you see it... don't you?

Do we need to go deeper?

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Its not nice to talk about yo mama that way or mine either. I think....maybeeeee...there's a diference

Never underestimate the profit that the dealership makes on your 20 min transaction. They are not stupid, they have to pay for that property. Just saying, the schmuck that does the paperwork is just trying to comp a ticket to SJO u go boy

personally, I have never seen gay sex well maybe once...I think I saw Perro Suckio mounting another mangy mutt on the turd filled beaches of Jaco

Better get back on topic Berketa2302 is having PMS Your novia is my prostitute wake up and smell the cafe con leche mis amigos Hookers are damaged goods Crazy, insecure, unfaithful so buena suerte taking the HO out of the HOusewife

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"I'm a victim of coicumstance!"

Damn Mr. Limpy - that sounds like the voice of much experience (for a newbie on the board) - couldn't agree with your words more!!! Been there, tried that, have the scars to prove it. Putas make great novias as long as your as expectations are as you outlined above.

Amor y Paz para todos,

Don rico

PS. Please don't bring your hooker/ novia to football. phucking annoying....