So last night I'm at SL for the Miss SL contest. It wasn't too crowded but many guys n hoes standing along the walls, fun time, fun show, great food, wonderful waitresses, same as usual.
Some guys had girls grinding them with their butts standing against the wall while they watched the show. One was hitting on me, the usual where u frumm sh*t. I didn't tell her I lived here and been coming here 15 years, it was loud, but she flirted with me, tall, juicy, pretty. I flirted back, I liked her.
I wasn't looking for action that night, but she was turning me on and I thought I just might take her home. I handed her $5,000 colones and asked her to give me a grind like some others were, she looked at me almost in shock and disgust and said "Oh noooo", snatched the 5k and started comparing pics in her cell with a friend, all of a sudden, ignoring me.
Then she says she's going outside to smoke, will return "in one minute"
I think we all know what "one minute" in Ticaspeak means...goodbye...
So most of the show is over, I'm tired, time to walk home, I'm 10 minutes away.
I walk outside and she's by a car with some other girls and one Tico, I think they were doing drugs, but not sure.
She sees me and walks up to me giving some excuse, pointing to her cell, saying something about her mother being sick, who's heard that one before?
Now some guys get rude, some guys get even, I like to torment the offenders politely.
I told her I was new here and didn't know how things were done, I really liked her but if she's busy I understand, since she told me "no" I told her I texted a girl I met earlier and I'm now walking to meet her at HDR.
I told her I was paying $150 and would a $50 tip be enough or should I tip the other girl more???
Her eyes expanded like she just took a snort of crack which she just may have 5 minutes ago and started telling me she was free now.
I apologized but said I promised the "other girl" who now is waiting at HDR, but maybe another time, but I was happy to give her $5,000 colones for being friendly, I'm "wealthy" and "generous" and off I went...
I'm hearing all kinds of idiot stories like this all the time and it never seemed prevalent years ago, of guys getting duped over and over, even an old pro like me!!!
Today I went to Monica's, 2 of my fave hotties were there, great performers (see my blurb in the "Monica's" post), Rob told me my all time fave was gone but is coming back from Venezuela in a week.
I found a new one I liked and paid 20k for the room, 10k propina and had my world rocked, and no hoe in my apartment placing me and my possessions at risk.
Now I got 4 to choose from there that I know and other cuties were sitting around that looked like a test drive was warranted.
I'm beginning to prefer this place (and I went over to Oasis off Paseo Colon a couple weeks ago, a Nicole there showed me her stuff and she was magnificent, same low reasonable price.
I also picked up a Melissa at HLH awhile back and had a rip snorting good time, very pretty 30 y/o who looks 22.
I picked up 2 at HDR in the last couple weeks and both were big disappointments and $80 each. One had horrible fake big boobs as hard as radial tires, nasty as hell and I asked if they were real and of course she said yes, the feel test next time...if no feel, and I'll toss 2k for a quick one, no date.
I thought I'd never say this but I'm less and less enthusiastic about picking from HDR and SL and more and more inclined to pick from an MP, and if I fall in lust with one there, they always give their cell number.
I also get excellent recommendations from other mongers who live here.
Shame, I remember the days I could pick anyone from HDR and almost always get good or great service, 9 out of 10 times, and the one "bad" session wasn't that bad either.
It seems for some unknown reason the latest name of the game is to lie, steal and delight in ripping the guy off, even a stinking 5k when this hoe could have got $80 from me and maybe a nice propina, the usual taxi money, if only she would have done her job, and if really good, repeat business.
As I've said many times before, we're often enamored of their attractiveness and sexiness, but many are just stupid vulgar low class little bitches that conive, lie and steal, and if they just did what they said they would, they'd be making big bucks, getting repeat biz and referrals.
I remember one of my faves of yesteryear who was popular told me she made $65k a year in American $$$, bought a car and put herself through business school and had a sweet pad in Escazu.....all at about age 23...
That's quite a story.....and I believe every word of it. Seriously, I do. No sarcasm here. I just got back from Costa Rica, and I'm sure many guys here will think I'm crazy, but I detected a bad attitude from a lot of chicas this time around, more than years past, and I'm not talking about just the Del Rey (that is to be expected). Among many examples, I had two chicas from the sportsmen's lodge claim they charge $200 and one of them wasn't even that good looking. I couldn't believe it. The other one quickly went down to $100 when she saw I wasn't going for her crap. Perhaps that was her way of trying to convince me that $100 isn't too bad. I didn't do anything with her either.
So, in my view, San Jose was pretty dead (the night life has moved to Jaco), and there are a bunch of girls charging cien at least ( I know about the massage parlors, which are cheaper, and I like going to those) with really bad attitudes. It's also getting harder and harder to find a chica who offers a blowjob without a condom. Combine this with how damn expensive everything in Costa Rica has become (Uber is the exception), and I'm starting to think Costa Rica is no longer worth traveling to. If I'm fortunate enough to take another trip, I'm headed to Colombia. Anyway, that's just my impression. I know plenty of people still love Costa Rica. It's just soured on me. That's all.
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