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I am notorious for going to Tico Burger early morning, 6:30, 7 a.m., getting 2 cups of coffee to go, then going to the HDR & sitting in the lobby, checking my phone using the wi-fi, not buying anything & drink the coffee at my leisure. Also, during the day, doing the same thing except with a bottle of water from the AM/PM. At night, I buy a couple of beers at most. I have never , as far as I know, even had a glance from management. I have talked about going to a restaurant (Esquina De Argentina) with wings at the Marlin Bar & even brought leftovers to the barmaids at the Marlin bar when we returned (which they devoured in a NY nanosecond!!). I talk to John whenever I see him, even if its just a forced walk around the bar, just to say hello. I am never loud, drunk (at least as far as I can remember), or draw attention to myself. If some other patron is, I relocate myself.

I'm not saying emolji did or didn't do any of the aforementioned, Just relaying my MO at the HDR.

I have never had anything but smiles & 'Hola, como esta?' from everyone in there.

CostaReeker

I have walked from the Horseshoe with a drink in hand to inside the DR many times and never had a problem. I was never questioned or asked to spill it out. But drink inside the DR as well.

Why was the OP really banned? Did he ask for the "Soprano Discount"?

I know the real story.
I was standing next to Emoji that warm summer evening.
He brought up a very serious taboo.
Emoji spoke aloud that which is forbidden at the HDR...

"Bartender, you forgot to give me my change!"

He was swiftly and efficiently escorted offsite.

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I noticed he said he was in his 20's, I wonder if they monitor young people more? I stay there when I come and have been in the lobby talking to my friends, we've discussed going to other restaurants, other MP's, even SL in the lobby, planning our days or nights events. Maybe they disregarded since we were paying guests and older.

I can see if someone comes in, orders no drink and talks about the competition, they would feel justified tossing them to the curb...

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Sounds like you know people, are recognized, buy a beer or 2 now and then and probably older. I suspect not knowing the facts, but based on what he said, nobody knows him, he's unusually young for a monger and he bought not even 1 beer or coke, I can see them tossing him...

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I always make a point to greet John, he doesnt know me from Adam, he is usually sitting on his throne behind his desk. I figure it doesn't hurt, and actually i appreciate him providing a venue for us. And I am nice to the doormen at HDR and KL, ocasionally slipping them a rojo. In the scheme of things, it is not much money, and they have always treated me decently. I'm sure they are sick of the obnoxious patrons they see every night.

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" Omit no happy hour that may give furtherance to our expedition."

I think I was introduced to him once, is he tall and thin and old? I was a mortgage broker at the time, he asked me a lot of questions, I think he was from California, already wealthy and owned property there. I gave him some good advice but since I was from Florida, I couldn't do anything for him, would have been nice...I would have done mortgages for him for free, just free weekly HDR stays....

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So I am giving a update. I am the original OP of the post. I posted my story on a throwaway account because i knew my account would get banned which it did. If this one gets banned so be it.

Anyway, currently I monger in Medellin and tijuana. Tijuana twice a week and Medellin every few months. I cant complain. Life is good.

Before I got banned from CR, i was planning to monger in Medellin anyway. I kept seeing and phucking the same girls. Most were becoming hardcore like the red head girl Diamond who now wants 100-150. And the service was bad. I was also bored. At the time i was paying at most 80 and even that too low for the girls there.

Now i monger in Medellin which is better. I got girls coming to my apartment for 30-40 dollars and staying for 1-3 hrs. Some will stay much longer for still cheap. Get a girl to stay all night for 80-100 dollars. Some smart guys can get cheaper. Massage parlors are as cheap as 15 dollars. The girls who come over from facebook bbbj without question and some will do more. I have friends throw countryside parties with 17 girls and not pay for anything but food and etc. And yet they all Phuck. Known putas too. I have friends who have mutiple girlfriends yet 50 years old. Free sex basically. Im talking true mongers. Medellin is the wild wild west. Anything goes. Its not restricted by a business like Del rey. Its just you and the girl. And if she likes you, skys the limit. If you get one girl, she has mutiple friends who come over for 20-40 dollars and we talking cheap mutiple 3-4 somes. Del rey, you paying ridiculous prices.

At the end of the day, im not coming back to CR. Medellin has so much potential. For newbies its not the place. For more experienced mongers who can create opprotunites, it can be a lot of fun with nice scences like poblado and laureles. The scene ecompasses the Mansion, strip clubs, massage parlours, facebook, free lancers on websites and even hook ups from other girls you know ( the best ones) Currently I got 300 known Medellin girl contacts. And growing. Good luck yall.

Im currently 26 years old by the way.

His name is Tony, a one-handed tico giant, the boss of the taxis. I had an unfortunate, but blissfully brief encounter with him.

Girls around the SL would frequently ask me why I rarely go into the HDR. I stated on a couple occasions that, "if there are gates to Hell, one of them is inside the HDR." Apparently the wry joke was circulated and found its way to ears that didn't welcome them.

I laughed off the confrontation when Tony said, "hello Paul... I'm Tony. Welcome to the gates of Hell." I laughed it off. Onward through the gates, then.

My sidekick, a new guy I didn't know and I were seated in the lobby bar, when a cartel girl strolled up. My young newbie pal fairly drooled. Her sights however were on me. She ordered up a Johnnie Walker Black, I countermanded with the Red Label, she pouted... I passed her off to newbie.

From what I could hear, standing outside the gate smoking...they had a mighty fine encounter. Wailing and hollering and everything...

As she left, I asked when would be my turn....

"It was supposed to have been tonight."

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

And lastly i just want to say i was not the first to be banned from Del rey. It is what is. Some locals who live there get banned too. I met one guy the day after i got banned. He broke it down for me how common it is. Honestly i dont care. Im there for the hoes not Del rey. So like i said, im mongering in Medellin. You can deal with the girls directly on facebook. Phuck all middlemen. If you go to Medellin, you dont need any. I respect the massage parlours and other establishments. But thats about it. They super cheap anyway haha. So many girls in medellin from differebt barrios such as Bello. im srs straight. No one gonna tell me if and when im gonna get laid. They did me a big favor setting me on my way from that gringo trap