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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:04 am 
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This is a good thread to revisit once in a while to keep yourself on your toes. On that note how do you say in Spanish "If I bought a drink for every girl who asked me, I'd be broke".

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:51 pm 
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JMS wrote:
Every chica at the HDR asks the same questions.
1. what is your name?
2. where are you from?
3. where are you staying at?
4.how long are you here for?
5.are you here for vacation?


My group's theory is that it is posted in the chica's restroom like a script. I have some fun asking those exact questions of them first... :)


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:18 am 
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Spanksfornothing wrote:
What about ?

Bleeders? No... I don't want to see blood. If your hole is bleeding stay home.

Girls who will steal anything inlcuding lube, gum , cigs, anything. Really? Gum?




BLOOD? :shock: I am glad I have missed out on that little experience.

However, I can vouch for the others.

I dont believe there is any such thing as snacks to some of these chica's. Those big bag of chips, pretzels, cookies that are sitting in your room are a meal. Plane and simple.

On many of my "extended" stays I have bought miscellaneous goodies that I thought would get me through my visit (...and yes I take into account that I would be sharing) .... Oh hell no ... I offer some up to the chica's and low and behold ... empty bags & wrappers & bottles and back to the Mas X Menos ... LOL

Don't even think about having portable drinks like bottled water, soda, juice, red bull, etc .... cause there she goes trying to stuff the bag with something to walk with.

My remedy to this is to at times by Large containers of Juices, Liquids, etc and then by the cheap plastic cups (a feeble attempt at portion control) and to also not make visible all the goodies at once ... I don't mind a little entertainment, but I always remember the more they see ... the more they feel they can have till you are at your last or empty.

Sometimes I will have gum/mints sitting out ... and they will ask or I will offer ... but rarely do they take one...its a freakin handful if not all ... Doesn't she know that these are to share with her brethren? Maybe she doesnt care that if she takes them all there will be none for anyone else :shock: LOL


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Or just JEW ON BHACATION? HOW LONG JEW STAY? JEW FIRST TIME COSTA RICA?


LOL ... These questions are always followed up by the famous request ... "One drink for me!" ... I get to feeling kind of insulted that you just walked by 60 guys and decided that I would be the sap who would just by you a drink on just a hello. Granted it is probably her 40th loop around the bar and the other 60 said no, but still .... and then the look and attitude you get when you give her the friendly "Nope" ... LOL ... Priceless.

Nobody ever warned me years ago that it was my job to feed and hydrate the Gringo Gulch Chica Nation


As Charlie Harper was known to remark: "These girls don't have to be wined & dined, they just want to do the deed, get paid and get as far away from us as possible."

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