I'm more phucked up than I thought

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IMO, I could care less if she has it in her mouth (swallowing or not), on her t*ts, still in the condom, just as long as it is no longer in me.
Flirting, come on, to me it is like breathing. This past weekend in Boise, ID I went to see a couple that I have been friends with for over forty years, and I haven't seen in many years. We went to their local Mexican restaurant. The owner greeted us, a very pretty Latina (Mexico). After I told her how beautiful I thought she was, within the first minute I asked her if she was married (No). I then ask her if she wanted to marry me (she paused). I then said, "Well I can see that you don't, but how about if we just go practice on the only good part of marriage when you get off tonight? My friends who know me very well, got a big laugh, as did she. She later came over to our table and we got her life story, which was amazing.
Be nice and flirt with every woman, regardless of looks. I cannot tell you the number of women that I flirted with, that I had no intention of being with, that turned me on to some of their VGL friends, and telling them what a nice guy I was. Also, at a place like the SL, the hottie will see me laughing and joking with a woman, and they become more interested in what I have to offer.
On one of my trips to CR I flirted with one of the bartenders (not the SL). I'm so stupid that I didn't even pick up on she was liking it. It is just what I have always done. The next day when I saw her she asked me why I didn't stay and have a drink with her when she got off. All of this from a fat, gray haired, old f*rt, and a VGL lady half my age. Guys, I'm no big deal, anyone can do it. Like Nike says, "Just do it"!!!!
Be nice and ask a woman questions about herself, and you would be amazed at the results. I already know all my sh*t. Once that you can get a woman talking about herself, you are more than half way home. Remember the scene from the Forty year Old Virgin, it is actually true?
Flirting costs nothing, but the rewards can be very rich indeed.
Health & happiness to all........