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Im usually pretty relaxed with habits. I'm not to concerned about smoking, choice of drink, tattoos, whether they have a boyfriend, a sponsor, or if they've done coke.

The biggest thing for me is the mechanical process. The ones that don't try to make it as natural as possible, smile, have a good time, and just relax. Nothing worse then walking around or sitting with a girl who isn't even engaged in conversation with you, and looks totally awkward.

That's #1 on my list too. But for me, it's a deal breaker anywhere I go.

This is very interesting CC, in fact I also warn guys of chicas who seem to know a lot of English.

But then you have complaints here that say they hate it when a chica (because of the lack of her English skills btw) say things like "Hey baby this hey baby that" etc..

Yes, some girls are just trying to warm up to you but at the same time that is close to the extent of their entire vocabulary. So it seems to be a double edged sword. So if we prefer the chica (from a hardcore pro stand point) not to know as much english, how do we come to a resolution?

Of course.............learn Spanish

This isn't directed towards you but rather just something to ponder. CR is experienced best when you can act %100 like yourself in conversation. The possibilities with the chicas are endless, but I've been saying that for years.

No hijack intended...

Btw, I'm also turned off by poosies that are inny's but there's a thread on that already.

Cujo

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LMFAO , I never heard that term before. I always named them wings or a trainwreck. I like to fold them over my face.

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Dewd! I know, right Nuth'n like a big ol' puss that looks like a cows tounge in suran wrap, like you would see a the local meat dept.

PB

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Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

Well I wouldn't go from one extreme to the other. But there's nothing attractive about a puss that just looks like a slit.


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I have noticed sometimes that when I put my hand around some ticas waste she is wearing some kind of stomach tightener or shall we say a girdle...those things suck

also, hairy or not recently shaved legs and pu*sy turn me off as well, I can handle that with a trip to the shower but girdle is a buzz killer

For me, I try to focus on the things that turn me on first, and then the turn-offs. I treat the experience as an interview process from the first "hola" through the final "adios." This applies to pros and non-pros as well.

Possible pre-session show-stoppers:

1. Noticeably poor grooming
2. Glazed-over or darting eyes, lack of eye contact, inattention
3. Initial detection of personal hygiene problems
4. Hard-looking or jaded-looking pros
5. Chicas who are way too flaca or gorda
6. No sense of humor
7. A pro who will not compromise or negotiate price
8. Being approached by a pro who can't take "no" for an answer
9. No apparent chemistry

Any one or combination of the above may bring further discussion with the chica to a screeching halt.

Session Turn-offs:

1. Discovering personal hygiene problems that remained concealed during the pre-session
2. A chica who is exceptionally hairy in all the nether regions
3. Helping herself to "whatever" while in the room without asking
4. A pro who is mechanical and non-GFE in the cama
4a. A non-pro who is mechanical and non-GFE in the cama may get a second chance
5. A thief (pro or non-pro)
6. Too much cell phone or TV
7. Skinny legs and no ass
8. Signs of drug use
9. Pros who are "expediters" who can't wait to see your leche
10. Pros who are "runners" at some point during a TLN

Post-session Turn-offs:

1. Beggars...pros who whine about needing more money for taxi fare, babysitter or settling a bar bill
2. A pro who cockblocks you or shows up uninvited at your hotel

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Pura Vida...enjoying life to the fullest...

Here's one that has happen to me on a few occasions.
Complete turnoff: She's on the rag and doesn't tell you till she says no to eating her pu*sy or your smell something REAL bad before diving. I have ended 1 session that way. Good By!!!

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Yes that is gross.

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I get turned off when she starts quoting things from my trip report.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

Oh yeah...the one that goes..."stayed at the Presidente. Went to the Del Rey and picked up this hot little flaca. Brought her back and banged her. Went to pee and she stole my camera..."

Which version? '04? '05? '06? '07? '08? '09?

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

So YOU are the traitor reading reports and showing pics to the chicas! Admin, ban him

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

1 A chica who doesn't realize how incredibly lucky she is to be with ME even though I'm a cheap bastard.
2. A chica who when we get to the room,tries to get away with changing the deal....and pay me less
3. A chica who has NEVER been a candidate for Miss Costa Rica
4. A chica who doesn't have the common curtesy to provide a warmup BJ in the taxi
5. A chica who doesn't insist on stopping the taxi so she can buy some nice wine for our encounter
6. A chica who has NEVER done a photo layout for AT LEAST a local newspaper
7. A chica who doesn't even offer next time to bring some of her friends at no charge because she just wants them to experience ME
Who am I shitting? ...... If the chica doesn't smell too bad....we're outta here

I thought only newbies wrote useful trip reports here these days. "Useful" meaning they include chica names, prices, services, etc. Maybe with a few photos uploaded as well.

I'm as guilty as the next guy of not posting anything useful but how much longer are Lorena's new boobs going to be near the top of the MP photo section?

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teach 'em what they don't know how..." TMIB