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never talk about Jessica
never feed Karen

Never bring up CRT

Never be with a woman that wears bigger underwear than you!

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It's not the size of the wand that put the rabbit in the hat, it's the magic in it!!!

On a more serious note:

Never abandon your wingman. Let him know where you are going or the purpose of a wingman (to cover your back) is quickly lost.

Never carry your ATM/CC card unless you are going to use it. Much safer in the safe.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
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Never have sex with the same girl more than three times per trip.

Never pay Cien (Most ignored never)

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It is easier to ask Forgiveness than to ask Permission.

Pac, both very good. But if I may add another

Never believe a good deed goes unpunished. I.E. Recruiting beautiful women to entertain your buddies at a large non CRT sponsored function and think for a minute that your wingmen will protect your new found treasure while searching for more

Ok, here's another, especially for newbies:

NEVER cock-block another guy!

But also remember, you can't be timid with these chicas! Most vets already know this!

NEVER leave a beautiful, horny, and available-looking chica alone, milling around with her group of friends, at a major-league sausage-fest! Don't be scared. If you want it, don't hesitate! Close the deal!

In other words.....

NEVER procrastinate on pulling the trigger with a chica that you definitely intend on "courting". If you've already "sealed the deal" with her, make sure she knows and understands it, as you don't want either one of you to have false illusions. Otherwise, she'll continue to put out that "I'm still looking" vibe. And if she's hot, it probably won't take her long to find a guy who's willing to "court" her

And one more:

NEVER cry over spilled milk!

And finally:

NEVER forget the meaning of the word "NEXT", and don't be afraid to use this word (many times) during your mongering endeavours! But keep in mind, that if you hesitate on pulling the trigger with your chica-du-jour, she'll use that word on you !!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

OK, I gotta jump in on this one!!

I like to follow the advice of Dr. Raoul Duke --

"When it comes to sex ALWAYS use a professional and NEVER pay with a credit card."

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These are just the opinion pages and I am just submitting mine.

Poco a poco la vieja sube el coco.

Never pick up a chica while drunk.

Never fall in love with a chica.

Never treat a chica like a prostitute.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

Speak for yourself.

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Yeah, we know your story and how you were able to pick up your soulmate – PacoLoco.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

Okay! My best shots:

Never leave a chica that you dont trust with your life alone with your stuff. ie; cash/cameras/watch/ipod/ipod system/nike tennis shoes/ nike t shirts/nike sweatsuit/anything "Bongo"/ Joop cologne/ chains/ear rings/etc etc

Never go with an overly aggressive chica who promises to rock your world. She will ultimately dissappoint you. Possibly to the highest point of pissitivity!

Never not have at least change for a 10,000 colon bill when taking a taxi.

Never give more than 2,000 colons for a chicas taxi.

Never forget that you are not the only one.

Never think that you are the best lover that your chica has ever had.

Never think that your C*ck is really as big as a chica says it is!

Never think that you could pull the same hottie without your cash.

Never think for one minute that when she screams "dame la leche" that you can at that exact moment do it!

Thats enough nevers for right now. Ill have more later.

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I FORGOT ONE. NEVER TRY TO GET CHANGE FOR A US $10 DOLLAR BILL!

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Good thread Pacifica.

And I agree with never cockblock another guy.

And never get jealous if you see a chica you're diddling on your trip walk by with another guy. Unless you're willing to take 'em to raise, don't block them from doing what they're doing to make a living. If you're the really jealous type, go find an amateur.

And, although I fall in love with about three or four chicas on every trip, don't seriously fall in love. I remember one night last year when some poor schmuck at the SL was sitting at the bar crying his eyes out. He was drunk as a skunk, but I sat down beside him to have a beer and noticed the tears streaming down his cheek.

I said "Dude, are you OK?" That's when he told me his tale of woe. He had fallen in love with a chica he had met four or five days earlier and who kept standing him up. He was crushed. What made it even sillier, though, was that the guy had enough money to buy three SLs. He could have had every chica in the joint every night at a cien apiece, but he had fallen for one of the Del Rey girls who stopped by now and then.

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Don't call 'em hookers. I tell my wife I'm here dealing with holesalers.

Please stop feeding Karin. And what ever happen to Jessica?

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin