I am unashamedly racist when it comes to women. All of us have had different experiences and have different tastes, but here are the racist factors I take into consideration when sizing up a girl, in no particular order:
Generally, the more enhancements and modifications, the lower the quality of service. The perfect chica for me has natural titties, natural hair color, a sweet smile, and a good personality. Self confidence is a plus. If I catch her looking at the TV or her watch during the interview, she's rejected.
Latinas - Beautiful. The darker the skin, the better the service. But almost all service is acceptable.
Nicas: Great personality. Above average in the sack. No rush. Usually not mechanical, and usually a nice experience.
Ticas: Great personality. Above average in the sack.
Columbianas: If in CR, real cunts. Mechanical. Clock watcher. Speed fuckers. Full of themselves. There are exceptions. If in Columbia, real kittens in the sack. Good at everything. Goal is to please in every regard. Some of the best girls in the world. HOT.
Dominicanas: The darker the skin, the better the service. Ebony Domicanas are extremely skilled fuckers. MAYBE THE BEST SHAGGERS IN THE WORLD. These attributes apply to all black girls, including Americanas.
Salvadorans, Mexicans, Guatemalans, Hondurans: Natural titties are the rule. Stinky cootches. Average head givers. Average overall performance. Panamanians are very conventional in the sack. Most still doable, though.
Brazilians: Wildest fuckers of the lot. Feisty. Likes to take control. Really enjoys sex, free or paid. Some Brazilian chicas can be quite average in the looks department but still connect sexually like no other women in the world.
Ecuadoreans, Bolivians, Peruvians: Short, average, hard to find a looker in this group, but not impossible.
Asians
Buddhists: Often hot. Never shaved. Stinky breath. Kinky. Submissive. Best vaginal articulation. More than happy to toss salad, massage prostate, deliver an excellent massage. Maybe the best overall in the sack. Trannies very passable as women, be careful.
Muslims: Hot. Short. Won't give head, lick ass, take anal. Expects the man on top. Often worth these sacrifices for the hotness factor.
Gringas (get a bad rap here, but I actually love 'em)
Americanas (white): Often bitches. Sometimes really hot, often not. Below average fuckers. Will take anal and rimming, but doesn't like to lick anything but pole. Can be kinky. They'll let you do anything to their pussies or asses if it feels good. Loves group sex. EXCELLENT POLE SMOKERS.
Americanas (black). Often hot, often not. Avoid the fat ones. Young and skinny = crazy minx in the sack when it comes to phucking. I don't know where black girls learn it, but they are the BEST FUCKERS IN THE WORLD. Pole smoking ability is average, but outstanding if you like speed sucking.
Eastern Europeans: Hot. Love to take it in the dumper. Will eat C*m. Love to have pu*sy and ass licked. The best: Romanians, Hungarians. Average but doable: Russians, Ukrainians.
Germans: Poor in every respect. Masculine features. AVOID UNLESS THE pu*sy IS FREE. Regular girls like to take it in the ass, eat C*m, and get filthy freaking nasty. Crazy bitches.
Polish: HOTTEST ASSES IN THE WORLD. Creamy white skin. Tits not huge but always solid, never saggy, no nanner titities here. Uncovered blow jobs every time. Loves American men. Happy to eat beaver in a three-way.
French: It is a myth that French women are beautiful. Phuck a dead fish for a similar experience in the sack. But I suppose that's better than hand action.
Spanish: Borderline gringas. Generally very sweet girls. Often hot. They'll look down their noses at you if they detect a Latin American accent in your Spanish. Other than the fact that they're racist pigs, two thumbs up from me.
Middle Eastern: Exotic. Submissive. Sexy beavers that yearn for C*ck. Aim to please.
Africans: AVOID! AVOID! Poor in every respect. Black girls are some bad bitches, but only if they were born in the western hemisphere. But if a pinch somewhere in Western Africa, the hotness factor of some of the chicks from Liberia, Nigeria, etc. can compensate for lack of sexual prowess.
I know I'm forgetting some. God I love women.
_________________ One-eyed and peg-legged is how I like 'em, ARRRRR!
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