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Racquel Welch,Joey heatherton,Arlean Dahl,Marlyn Monroe...Am I an old fart or what?

Tina Turner of the 1970's (and perhaps even the current Tina - I know she is getting up there but the last I saw her on TV she was still looking good - fantastic legs.)

Halle Berry and Julia Roberts for sure.

Also, the young Asian girl in the low rider jeans I saw walking on the street this morning!

And since we all tend to be attracted to the ladies who are unattainable I have to add the girl who is the "girlfriend" of the manager of the HorseShoe Casino (I think that is the name of it - I am not a gambler but LV Steve took me there one evening). Wow, she was muy flaca and sexy and I suppose it also turned me on that I sensed that if I flirted with her the mafia looking bouncers would be watching me closely.

Easy

Well Cyg my buddy you are correct of course. However, if I thought that Tina Turner would be in my bed later this evening I would be taking half of a vitamin V right now to get ready for a wild ride!

I don't really have any experience with older women at this point in my life - actually have never had much along that line.

This whole thread reminds me of a snippet from a Paul Simon song but unfortunately I am not sure I recall the words exactly, maybe one of you can help me with it.

"If I took all the girls I knew when I was single and put them together for one night, they would not match my sweet imagination"

or something like that.

Easy

Danm! SJ is probaly the only place I could actually find the right girls, and get drunk enough, to think I was having a five way with Shakira, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, and Renee Zellweger.

Or at least do them all the same night.

I feel kinda sorry for the guy who wanted to bang Martha Stewart.

Thanks for bumping this thread to the top, as I joined too late to see it and really enjoyed reading through.

From the world of sports - Sasha Cohen, the difinitive spinner, big ears and all - and yes, she's 19 but you'de never think so.

Heather Lockleer - she's been the ultimate fox since I was a K*D and she still is.

Lorena Herrera, one of the hottest, nastiest Latina soap and talk show babes ever, I still drool over her calendar every day. Of course Catherine Zeta-Jones as she appeared in Zorro, especially the dance scene and the sword fight scene (although she is Welsh, not Latina),
Carmen Electra I'd even daty for sloppy seconds after Rodman for her. Without a doubt Sophia Vegara, Daisy Fuentes, Thalia, Eva Mendes, Samantha Torres from Spain, Denise Richards although she needs some meat on her ribs. From the old days, Elke Sommer, Sophia Loren, Gina Lolobrigida , Heather Locklear, Barbara Eden, Theresa Russel in Black Widow, Jessie on Baywatch(Brooke Burns I think), actually all the chicks who ever donned the red suit on Baywatch. My second ex-wife when she was 21 in Acapulco, Nikki Ziering, all the American Gladiator chicks, and Joan Jett. But if I relly had to pick only one, I'd go for my current Nica novia in Costa Rica with Lorena running a hot second. Hmm, I wonder if I can get a bicurious threesome with the two of them. Gotta go guys, just thinking about it caused an autonomic response of left hand to control head!

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In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here!

Olson twins.

I like different flavors so I would have to say my list makes up the following:

Victoria Silvstedt, Jaime Pressly, Hally Berry, Jennifer Walcott Miss August 2001, Michelle Rodriguez, Penelope Cruz, Kobi Tai, Salma Hayek, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt and last but certainly not the least Jennifer Garner.

"This would be one buffet I could never leave!"

YO Nostalgic dreamers:
Damn, this is difficult since I'm a SIX DECADE F*CKER.

1040's.....don't remember.
1950's.....Anette Funicello (Mickey Mouse Club) nice hooters. Sandra Dee (beautiful lips and eyes). My first sexual affair (name is secret)
l960's..... Raquel Welsh, Ann Margaret, Sofia Loren, My sumer of 42' with a married woman (Lillian) 1962. My first black lover, Kenya.
1970's.... Julie Christie, Anita Eckberg, Karen Carpenter (her voice was all it took) Ticas in CR.
1980's....Kate jackson, Melissa Mounds, Chesty Morgan, Ticas in CR. A playboy playmate named Angelic who I dated.
1990's.... Most of the ladies from Bay Watch. Marla Maples, my parole officer.....that's another story.
2000's....Anything with a heart beat..........still waiting.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Hey Circus...you left out one of the sexiest girls from the sixties...
Bridget Bardot!

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YO Gringotim:
The truth is.....after being fought over by Raquel, Ann and Sofia I just did not have time for Bridget. I hope she got over it.

Another sexy woman (Barbarella) was Jane Fonda.....that *%##!*#"*communist aiding bitch.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

pornstar Tera Patrick:

Didn't see Meg Ryan anywhere. I kinda like that stuff. Going back a ways, Katherine Ross had my heart for many years. And then in the real world, there is this polish gal that I work closely with that I would kill for. Absolute sweet young lady, blonde hair, green eyes, 5' 7" of fantastic architecture, a smile that flows from smooth full lips, eyes that twinkle in mischief, never heard her complain, whine or bitch. She's not wrapped up in money, power or greed and she has a deep compassion for all people, puppies and everything living. Boy oh boy is her husband a lucky fellow. If I was ever of a mind to fall in love... this gurl may have the right stuff. WOw am I ever glad I'll be arriving in CR tomarrow, I think I need a hug.

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Still looking for Never Land

All the ones I did Jan 16th through the 20th with the exceptiion of N*na, so that would be Roberta(BM + KL), Fabriola (Oasis), Margareta (KL), Jacqueline (KL), Nicole (Oasis), Roberta (BM +Kl - two more times), Katerina (Oasis + BM). After that, the German Bartender at the BM, the night bartender at KL, a waitress at KL and most important of all - whoever catches my eye at the moment or is recommended by Vegas Bob.

Fr. Lust