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I think I can beat Ruffs tab. I was in Waikiki at a "hostess bar" had a amigo with me, put my Visa up for the tab no problem, at least in fort Liquordale. Bought shots for myself my amigo and two lovely ladies( doing doubles" ) What a dumbass I am. My amigo says after 30 minutes, dude check your tab No problem, $412.00 WTF, shots are $10.00, doubles of course are $20.00 per. I said lets get the phuck outa here now. Went and found a korean massage parlor, did the deed for Cien and chalked it up to too much jagermiester and really bad judgement.
Sparky

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Almost legally single again! Voy a Colombia otra vece!!

heh this post makes me laugh. Reminds me of a girl i once knew, took her out to dinner and she orders not 1 but 2 lobsters. I dont think she even got to the 2nd one. Hell i know i dont look that rich.

P.S-- did she drink that 120 dollar bottle of wine straight out of the bottle? LOL she would probly been just as happy with some MD 20/20.

Was on my first trip to Austria. Went into a club called Lacacote. Beautiful ladies many of them from Russia or Prague.
Had a few beers and bought the ladies a small bottle of champagne. Went to the room with both of them for a couple of hours and enjoyed their company, in the jacuzzi and in the shower and on the bed.
A few more beers and an other bottle of champagne. Private strip show just for me with "special" lap dance. ( A little embarassing for me.)

Finally leave at around 2:00am total bill for 3 hours $1200.00. Thank god for expenses reports, and creative "adjustments".

On a lighter note:
Great Britain: 2 girls 2 hours $200.00, both knock outs. ( before the exchange rate went through the roof. Now that would be close to $300.)

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Ruffnutz,

That is a priceless story which should be posted everywhere you can.

I had a mini version of same but the damage was much less. Brought the girl to an upscale restaurant on Roswell Road and the total was $90 with only a peck on the cheek for goodnight.

Hope you enjoyed the wine.

Ace

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Ace: "Rent everything, do not buy in Costa Rica"

I usually do the movies on a first date, its economical and lets you feel out the money hungry bitches from the semi-money hungry bitches.

Heres a story i heard from my philosophy/psychology proffer told me.

So the Prof has just finished giving a seminar in the local university. When hes approched by a attractive but pregenant girl, who invites him for a drink. Being ever the most generous man, the proff agrees and off he goes with the girl to have a drink. The woman is flirting with him and downing drinks much to the surprise of the proffesor. They are having a great time talking and laughing, when she looks at him and says.

"Say where do you live?"

He tells her and she looks at him serious and sober and barks

"Lets go"

Well you can imagine what happened next. Afterwards she asks the proffersor to take her to her house since she has no car. So he drives her to her home way up in the hills of PR. Where he comes face to face with her husband. Things are kind of awkward. The husband doesnt know whats going on but he knows something must be up. And the proffesor quickly excuses himself and takes off.

A year later hes walking home from a class and who does he bump into but the same pregnant girl, now cooking another baby. They quickly catch up and decide to have lunch, as they are eating shes raises and eyebrow, smirks and says

"Do you still live nearby?"

"yes" he replies almost gaging on his sandwitch.

"Lets go" she barks.

And once again they go to his place and have sex. Afterwards she leaves and he doesnt see here again until

8 months later...

Where he once again bumps into her in the street. This time she is not pregnant. But the chemistry is still there so he invites her for a drink. She agrees and off they go for a drink. Once there they start talking and he brings up the question of why she cheats on her husband. She replies that she has 4 K*ds with her hubby and everytime she gets pregnant he refuses to touch her once she developes the belly until she looses it.

So the proffersor then asks her if she would like to head back to his place to repeat old times. Her response is.

"Oh no i couldnt do that Im a married woman"


The moral of the story my friends is that these bitches are crazy. And rational thought does not apply to women.

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Leave you out of this??? No phucking way!! $40 for a pocket rocket for your new gal??? I'll sell you all you need @ $20 a pop, no free DVD,so you'll have to jerk off as usual with your imgination!

TYPICO PARA HANDY!

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Listen Grey .... these pocket rockets arent the crap most guys buy. How about you buy your stuff Ill buy mine!

Sorry Handy! I was just kidding with you! I hope your pocket rocket came with some p*ssy! $40 ????

What you should have bought was the Fleshlight!

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products ... &aff=29832

You can save the calluses on you hands!

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"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Leykis likes Latinas, and basically says on -air he's sworn off Gringas.

Looks to me like they've priced themselves out of the amor market, and they don't even know it. Then they wonder and bitch to their friends about why they're stayin home alone. TOO DAMN HARD TO DEAL WITH!!!

At least they have their TV shows to watch about how bad guys are and how right they are.

It's like feminism warped into some sort of union lock on their labor market, and so it resulted in higher price and less supply -- and everyone's miserable. Latinas in CR and local indy pros are the "equalizer" for us men digging out of the rubble of that war, and they sure can't allow that to ever get above-ground visible very much.

If they ever found out about our escape route they'd be calling for legislation banning flights to sjo and gig.

Oh man, that is funny....

I once paid $287 for a hand job, after I was thinking.... jeez I could have done that MYSELF for FREE... I must be an idiot....
These days, if I spend more than $5 on a girl's coffee, I feel like a fool...
I spent $50 the other night on a date and did not get laid....normally I would be pissed because it was $50 WASTED... I could have stayed home alone with "rosy palms" and been better off... but in this case, she was a latina from Panama who I have a good shot with in the near future...
It does make me think though... I should save every phucking penny from dating and everything else I can and get to CR where I can have what I want.... why do I do that dating BS? The time, effort, and money, in the end it's like pissin' in the wind.... Old habits die hard?
This gringa madness has to be a driving force behind guys like us moving to CR... it is the only solution, except for facing the choice of gringas-or-solitude between trips.....
Unless you marry one and bring her back here. Ya right

damned if you do, damned if you don't....

King Solomon

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Ouch, that's closer to 20 sessions actually... and she's so dreamy...

Bygones.

Hey GR, can you say "Friday afternoon"?




Ruffnutz

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"Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in." -- Ruffnutz on trying to quit CRT

RN,

Rest assured, I will do everything in my power to make it happen Friday as planned...

Just as a postscript to this little story:

When in Costa Rica - screw.

When in the U.S. - don't screw, and give yourself a hand...

This is a true story. The names are the same cause I don't care.

I have been taking the lowlife route back to mi casa lately, and have seen a rather hot bodied younger milf out with the progeny on occasion. She noticed me looking at her one time, and so after that she REALLY started looking at me as I passed by. She then was out quite a bit more often, and one day I waved, which got me a wave back. A few more passes thru the week and the same. A day later I decided to chat her up.

I stop and pull over..and ask her name. It's Tina. I say hi ,I'm ******
Just curious. She walks away with an odd look on her face.

Three days later , I pass her again, and she waves me over. "Whatcha Doin?" she asks. "Nothing" I say and you? She asks if I want to play. I say I'm on my way to work, but do you have a cell? She givs me digits, and I call a half hour later and it is real. Tell her I will call her on Sunday.

I call on Sunday, and say I will get you in an hour. She readily agrees, but at the agreed time, she is a no show. same with a half hour later.
Now here's the rub...the whole time I go past, there is a van with ninos outside, and who I think is her novio/esposo there. So I'm either stood up by a worried milf, or a crack whore.

Either way, gringas DON'T suck..they just don't do ANYTHING.

I met a needy single mom semi-pro on an internet dating site. She is 38 with a pretty face and a real nice body. I take her to a mexican joint, have diner and magaritas,back home for a romp. She does anything I want, stays for a couple of hours. 150 bucks. Since my Costa Rica trip in December, ive called on her 1 time. A couple of months ago, she just shows up at my door at 10 pm. She tells me her K*D is in jail for not paying an expired tag ticket and she desperately needs 150.00 to get her out of jail. I give her the cash and she makes it right with me about a week later. A couple of weeks ago she shows up at about 830 pm crying and upset, she has all but 150.00 for her rent, she swore she had it all but an emercency came up.Her landlord told her if she didnt have the entire rent that evening, she would be evicted. I invited her in and ask what the problem was. This was the emergency, her 19 year old, unwed, unemployed daughter, which has a 5 year old K*D herself, had a date with some hotshot so she had to have her hair colored and her nails done and that was 80.00 bucks. The hair coloring was phucked up , so they had to pay 70.00 bucks to straighten that out and thats why she was 150.00 bucks short on rent. I told her I didnt have any cash on me, she pressed me and said a check would be fine, I told her I wasnt giving her a check either. She got real pissy with me and left. I almost felt guilty for not giving her a check. I read in an earlier post that some gringa bitches are crazy and are not capable of a rational thought and I couldnt agree more,Raw

She should have been mad at her daughter and not you, as she was the one that phucked up and wasted the money that was needed for rent. What you should have done was tell her "Hey, since your daughter was the one that screwed up, she is the one that should pay the price for my helping you out. Bring her over here and then maybe we could talk about it." It might have led to a very interesting evening, depending on how they were willing to earn your bailout money. Besides you said she made it right with you the last time. Or alternatively you also said she stayed a couple of hours for $150 and did anything you wanted. What about $150 for one hour with the 2 of them if they both did anything you wanted? They're BOTH facing eviction and therefore probably pretty desperate. Who knows what they might be willing to do? Damn, I'm getting a hard-on just thinking about that. The hell with her having to repay you later.