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1. NOISE
2. Walking within 5 feet of Circus near the National Pigeon Preserve.

1. Car alarms going off ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT in the Key Largo parking lot.

2. Recurring nightmares of Larry David

3. That drunk gringo that smells like he literally hasn't showered in 4 days (We've all smelled him walk by)

4. The irony and fact that the hottest chicas in the BM/KL are the bartenders, also lovingly known as the "Untouchables"

5. That itchy rash that won't go away since my first visit...

Ruffnutz

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Last visit to SJ I had a group of Gringo morons staying at the Presidente acting like total A Holes.

They were screaming and yelling at 3:00 in the morning and phucking banging on each others doors. All night long they kept their doors open and partied.

I heard later that they were also giving the chicas a bad time. Please Gringo morons, stay in the US.

King Costa

Taxi drivers outside the DR asking if you need a taxi when you are walking- INTO THE BUILDING.

1. Watching Handy irritate the chicas with his five hour conversations.

2. The noise at 6 a.m. from the ice machine on the second floor of the Pres.

3. The phucking gringos that fart when there taking a piss in the BM bathroom.

4. Agree with Ruffnutz "that itchy rash"

5. The watery drip that gets you right before you enter the BM.

6. Waiting to order a beer at the BM during HH. The barmaid won't leave you alone before 5 p.m., but after 5 you could be sitting there for days unless you wave your hands while standing up.

Latinoheat you'd better see a doctor about that...

All of mine have been covered

Worst are the loudass gringos who think they are the neatest thing. The poster person for No Class B Me. Then the hawkers and beggers.

Lastly Circus when he can't find a gal and wants me to help him jack off. If it wasn't for the fact he farts all the time I don't think I'd help him.



Shamas

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I'm trying to figure out how King Costa is posting as "Philadelphia Rookie."

It was probably a Quote that didn't get posted as a quote.

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Thank you for supporting CRT!

YO Bitchittos:

Shamas.....I love you man. If it were not for you, I would have a bore of a time in SJ.....not to mention, no sex life.

Gopher, I just don't know what it is with CR pigeons and me. No shit, they shit on me just about every trip. My bud CRdreamin will not walk next to me at all.....neither will any chicas come to think about it.

Ruffntz, Is #3 anyone I might know....a relative?

Yea, Latinoheat, that drip has been there since the place opened. Strange, but it hits me even when there has been no rain for several days......and that's a oddity in CR.

Hell, you guys should stay in the Pres inside room 215 and listen to all the kitchen sounds starting ar 4am. The dishwasher starts up at 4:30am.

I had failed to mention that resident smart ass Oriental looking guy that always shows up when I'm on a win streak at the craps table in the Colonial..........yea, luck goes south big time. Come to think about it the same thing happens when Dino starts playing......hmmmm

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

To me it's the beggars.
Are the non-gringo ones ok?

Gopher


Mystery is solved. I used Philly Rookies computer.

1. Listening to gringos complaining about how CR isn't totally deluxe.

Please get a grip on reality folks! Costa Rica is in Central America not Europe.

1. The fact that VegasBob gets to stay and we have to come back home.

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PacoLoco....that sh*t pisses me off too! yea Tman we didn't forget about you! You're included!

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