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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:12 pm 
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How do you say:

"I said no you fat whore! Now move, so I can talk to your hot friend."

This is a joke. I'm actually very polite to the girls, even the ugly, pushy ones.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:09 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:38 pm 
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Boynton wrote:
BhueyXXXVII wrote:
How do you say:

"I said no you fat whore! Now move, so I can talk to your hot friend."



"A mi amigo Netgems le gustan las chicas con curvas y gasta mucho dinero."


No, Netgems nunca paga más de $ 40 mil crc. Sigue el consejo del acuerdo, nunca hagas un trato del que no te alejes ...

sus huellas dactilares están incrustadas en sus monedas de colones ...


Advice on getting rid of undesirables : I'm always polite and say I'm waiting for my novia, we agreed to meet here, so please don't make her jealous, I won't spend money on any other girl. Then refuse if they want you to buy a drink or something, politely and then pull out your phone and say I must text her now, nice talking to you.

although there was one who wouldn't back down and then kept trying to divert my attention when I was receiving my change for a drink I bought from the waitress, she wanted a mil or 2 to get lost and I said "I told you to quit bothering me, now shut the g.d. fkk up and get out of my g.d. fkkkn face, you fkkkn g.d. dig???

That works too, lol. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:40 pm 
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BhueyXXXVII wrote:
How do you say:

"I said no you fat whore! Now move, so I can talk to your hot friend."

This is a joke. I'm actually very polite to the girls, even the ugly, pushy ones.


Advice on getting rid of undesirables : I'm always polite and say I'm waiting for my novia, we agreed to meet here, so please don't make her jealous, I won't spend money on any other girl. Then refuse if they want you to buy a drink or something, politely and then pull out your phone and say I must text her now, nice talking to you.

Although there was one who wouldn't back down and then kept trying to divert my attention when I was receiving my change for a drink I bought from the waitress, she wanted a mil or 2 to get lost and I said "I told you to quit bothering me, now shut the g.d. fkk up and get out of my g.d. fkkkn face, you fkkkn g.d. dig???

That works too, lol. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:42 pm 
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By the way, does everyone know this is a 3 year old thread??? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:06 pm 
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what's Spanish for

you're breaking my plastic heart :lol: :wink:


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 7:06 am 
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My best two to get rid of them are ...”Gracias, no me gustan las gorditas,” and “No puedo, tengo novio, y Joaquín se enojará....ooh...”

If neither one of those doesn’t work I tell them to “Get the Phuck out of here.”

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 8:55 am 
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LOL you got it


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:54 pm 
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Whitecat wrote:
My best two to get rid of them are ...”Gracias, no me gustan las gorditas,” and “No puedo, tengo novio, y Joaquín se enojará....ooh...”

If neither one of those doesn’t work I tell them to “Get the Phuck out of here.”


You iz mean... :evil: :evil: :evil:

I've been known to raise my voice and lay down the law, but I don't insult. They all talk among themselves.

Back in the old glory years, around 2008 or so, I had a job working for an international company and lived and worked here 2 years, I'm retired permanently here now.

I had a favorita at HDR I would be with over and over, daytime girl. All of a sudden she was gone, and I lamented her loss and was searching for one who looked similar, I really liked her look.

I saw one who looked quite a bit like her and smiled. She came over and addressed me by my name. I said "How did you know who I was?" She said she was my favorita's sister, the sister was tired of non stop gringo fkkkn and needed a rest and she was now bringing the colones to the casa for sis, momma and babiz...she showed her my pic, told her my name, what I preferred to do, what I paid, everything. :shock:

I have a foot fetish and love girls with sweet clean well manicured small soft pretty feet. I'll massage their feet, kiss, suck and bite toes, etc. Shower first, of course...She told me all the girls knew that, few other gringos do or want that, and all the girls gossiped about me and laughed their asses off about this. :oops: :lol:

Nonetheless, she agreed to it and off we went, lol. By the way, she had great feet like her sister. The bad news is I never got the two of them together... :cry:

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 6:55 pm 
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i agree with you, respect is key. i'm not new to the mongering scene, having been to the Phils several times
my thing with the girls is to get them laughing and having a good time. the phrase is used more in jest when the girls would pout or complain that i'm a butterfly.
the full phrase is your breaking my plastic heart, and cracking my wooden d*ck.
this accomplishes 2 things 1) sends them into fits of laughter 2)lets them know without being blunt that I'm not there to find a serious relationship, nor will i be their next western union boyfriend.

PS I'm racking my brain here trying to figure how to add a tagline or signature so it appears in my posts without having to retype it.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:15 pm 
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bigdaddyt1964 wrote:
what's Spanish for

you're breaking my plastic heart :lol: :wink:



Estás rompiendo mi corazón de plástico


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:19 pm 
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Ilv4play wrote:
bigdaddyt1964 wrote:
what's Spanish for

you're breaking my plastic heart :lol: :wink:



Estás rompiendo mi corazón de plástico


holy cow didn't expect an actual spanish translation, so thank you


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