Mugsy wrote:
What surprises me even more are all the poor bastards who have been and don't have a clue how much all round fun can be had or when you tell somebody you go and they say something like I hear CR is really nice. I always say the beaches are great and the fishing is good all the while grinnning on the inside.

Years ago at thanksgiving two male relatives ,not by marriage, decided to try and embarassed me in front of the family with their questions. It did catch me off guard, but I recovered quickly enough to ask them on what shelf does their wives keep their testicles. My youngest K*D whom I had taken down there when in high school , chime in about the white water rafting and ziplines.
When I got them alone, I knew perfectly well what they were doing, I asked them in a quiet voice, did they want to see where a real man keeps his balls. Since then they've never mentioned C.R. to me or in front of the family.
Flaco