Versatile wrote:
Buy them Chicken and Rice. Lot's cheaper.
On a similar note, I bought 2 cheap ham and cheese sandwiches that must have been a tad old, plus a bottle of coke for my trip to Jaco. I ate one nasty sandwich and drank half of the coke. Later that night, I got a Nica and between round two, I asked if she wanted something to drink and of course she said "Coca Cola" as I poured the Coke it was flat. I guess for all the jarring motion of the drive and carrying it in my backpack all day. Then I offered her that nasty sandwich and she eagerly accepted, thanking me profusely as she gobbled it down with the flat warm Coke.
Now here's the funny part, after we are leaving I asked her where is a good place to eat near my hotel and she told me she would take me to a buffet. When we got there and I was ordering my food, I offered her something and she said "no" and made motions like she was full and fat. She takes my food and sets the table for me. It was like I brought my own waitress! She sits there watching me eat and chatting away, even rejecting my offer of the generous portion of rice and beans. So, she basically ate what was destine for my garbage can and watched me eat good food. After I was done, we went back to my hotel where she caught a taxi home.