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PacoLoco
 Post subject: Re: statistics
PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:25 pm 
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This is terrible.....
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Not compared to one of his other posts! :lol:
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There are girls at the HDR who have phucked with donkeys in their town for $20.00 dollars. Many of you are licking donkey C*m from their vagina.

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 Post subject: Re: statistics
PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:20 pm 
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PacoLoco wrote:
Cujo'S wrote:
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This is terrible.....
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Not compared to one of his other posts! :lol:
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There are girls at the HDR who have phucked with donkeys in their town for $20.00 dollars. Many of you are licking donkey C*m from their vagina.

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Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!! If I had remembered about this previous post I would have NEVER even commented on this thread!! This guy has some serious issues--anyone with this kind of opinion needs to stay out of Costa Rica, Please!!!!! :roll: :shock: :twisted: :P

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:12 pm 
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Oooooooooye ! Now were referencing the Locked thread of which we do not speak. I see scared people. :|

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:22 pm 
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There are girls at the HDR who have phucked with donkeys in their town for $20.00 dollars. Many of you are licking donkey C*m from their vagina.


me too!


except in beautiful, downtown SoFla, the price is $14.75 (exact change, thank you)

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Here's the only statistic that means anything--100% of the the freeloader Oktosample is a wack job with nothing meaningful to add. He's not even a good provocateur as his statements are so ludicrous. Thus I have spoken.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:47 am 
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Oktosample wrote:
ok guys here are somewhat accurate stats:

80 per cent of puta in san jose are lesbians.

10 per cent are bi sexual

10 per cent are men only

so, when you think you are having a good time and she uses her hands to emulate a bj, remember it is phone. these girls hate men. of course I will get my detractors but after coming to cr for 9 years those are the facts. The phone bj where they grease you up and have hands on it, you are not even getting a bj. But, you maybe too drunk to realize it.

They all have girlfriends that they support along with their stupid Ch*ldren from various men. Yes, get mad but they have Ch*ldren and could care less whose sperm it was. There are many ugly Irish looking cr' Ch*ldren who look like they are the product of guiness stout.

I must admit I Phuck these rubbery cunt only if drunk. With ni liquor they repulse me. The big chicas with their phucked up eye brows and their multi layered vagina are disgusting. I like a tight paper clip slit. many of these girls have more folds than an oragmai exhibit.

then you have the gringos who "love" their favortia. what a fng joke. I take their favorita and phuck them and then tell them about their girls peculiar anotomy. No longer favorita. as a matter of fact i get a kick out of doing just that. talking to some liquored gringo and him introducing his girlfriend to me. That is the girl I try to phuck in the ass. It is a sport, but a better sport than thinking these girls are into anything but ben franklin.

I think most of the whores at sportsmens should be cleaning ladies. at least they would have some respect. I especially like a gringo who takes a girl after she ate a cheesburger and full plate of fries with soup. the gas that comes out of that bitch must be incredible. and the gringo pays for it. I want a flat stomach not a stomach bloated from bored chicas who eat all day on the arm. sure get pissed but truth is truth



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:10 am 
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Yeah, yeah, yeah....but I'm giving the poster some marks for the "phone bj". :shock: Some guys get off watching the tarts give head to the telephone receiver?!! hahahahahaha

oh....wait......I detect the poster is opining about PHONY blow jobs! hahahahaahaahaha......I have been flegged.

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The phone bj where they grease you up and have hands on it, you are not even getting a bj.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:23 pm 
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I agree with some members on this board who in their mind will give a chica cien dollars just because she looks innocent let's not forget these are all professional whores and should treated like one GET IN GET OUT AND ON TO THE NEXT ONE.you bastards make me sick giving free money away to putas like that you guys are spoiling these bitches.

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you bastards make me sick giving free money away to putas like that you guys are spoiling these bitches.

These feeling has been expressed before but never so cleverly and soothingly :roll:

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themboyz-must be pretty slow at wall mart today.I beg you please post more and educate us please please please. :P
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Oktosample
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:00 am 
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as long as you know the session is like checking out at wal-mart I have no problem with that. The donkeys i wrote about happened in Punterenas. There are donkey shows for the cruise clients. they watch, clap and then eat these girls after fng a donkey. so much for the german tourist.

seriously, I live here and have no used a puta in 5 years. Once you get to understand their mindset, the sex is more than shallow. Going to MP's with rubber pu*sy is not a great game plan. these girls have more friction burns on them than a WWE wrestler. The truth always pisses assholes off. Some of you half-men assume thet "like" you. What a laugh.

I know I am pissing on your parade but your parade is full of bs putas. You can go ahead and be delusional, but in your head, both heads you know ur phucking something from the abyss. the abyss being a stupid woman, a rancid pu*sy and a woman who would rob you if given the chance.

keep dating those chesseburger eating woman at sportsmen's. I am sure their gas will make you numb to their real thought process.

and to guys like a good bj, tell them no hands, just thrusting into their mouth. see how man agree. then you have the puta that states "it tickles me when you eat me." where is that coming from.

I have 2 putas that are regular mothers who I phuck at their home. Much better price and no bs. they just like phucking for money. but, the del rey, good luck with those nasty comumbians.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:29 am 
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Yeah, I agree--I never had much luck/lick with those comumbians either. I've had a lot of luck with the "Edit" key though and am wizard at proof-reading before I post.
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proof reading for sex blog? why bother? if you cannot understand the writing then you are a idiot savant of minutae. I stated my case and if you feel the girsl love you then you are a twisted soul who needs to be locked up since you probably do the same thing in the USA. you are the type that cruises high schols hoping to meet a girl ho understands you.

your penis is small, your libido is a one shot deal and your buiness acumen is non existant. but, go on thinking you are superior it always meets the fbi profile of a sex addict who can never cure their obsession.

may God smote you down for taking advantage of these retarded women. Some how you think they like you. They like your cien and they like whatever they can steal while you lay in bed after lechee thinking your the cats pajamas. instead you are recluse who lives with their mother.
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your penis is small, your libido is a one shot deal and your buiness acumen is non existant.

Damn, son, you've never even met me and yet you have me nailed 100%. How do you do it? Ouija board? Innate understanding of human beings? Your many years of therapy? Those dodgeball shots to the head? Whatever. You've missed your calling--Dr. Phil's got nothing on you. BTW, is "Oktosample" like "Octomom" only allegedly male?...and as usual, misspelled.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:33 am 
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Oktosample, you seem so angry and annoyed. Life is too short to be irritated all the time. Take a deep breath and relax. Not every 'puta' is a ‘cheeseburger eater full of gas’. Some of us really enjoy the girls at sportsmen's and DR. Insulting other members who contribute to this board is not very smart. You can express your point of view--which has some validity--without making a fool of yourself.
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