This is a sleezy, disgusting, invasive thread. I like it!
Dang...I think my total is like 250. I started young, playing doctor a lot with my local classmates and my sisters friends. Then I had this really cool baby sitter. I was a faithfull reader of Playboy magazine by age 7. I was watching 8mm porn loops by 15. I have popped 3 cherries.

Thank you Jesus! I could have had more but morality got in the way.
Then I discovered those cute Korean girls that hang out in Asian massage parlours in the Los Angeles area. Yum! That might have saved me since at that point, I realized I no longer had to date fat gringas to get laid. Cute girls could be had but I hated the rushed, and slightly illegal aspect of screwing in a hurried manner with a door that couldn't be locked. I was actually considering giving up sex since I was tired of porkers, gringas, and those horrible combo-beast gringaporkers. I have to admit, that I can only get interested in a girl these days if she is an "8", or higher. I have been spoiled rotten by pay for play. My dick has been in some pretty tight, juicy, sweet holes the past few years. I do have to thank CRT for about 50% of those encounters since I had not heard of FKK clubs, or the Mansion, or San Jose before then. Once I accepted sex as a sporting event, I never looked back. I bend-it like Beckham now to get my jolly roger into the hole.

I love a good sportfuck these days. I thank my lucky stars that my dick still works great, I still blow big loads, and tits taste and feel as good as they ever did in my mouth. God bless those beautiful whores who let us men have their beauty for a price. I can't imagine living in a world now where I would not be able to get laid with a hottie when I needed it. A fate worse than death, for sure.
I hope to double that number before my ticket gets punched for good by the grim reaper. Where shall I monger next?
-PA
