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I'm with El C on this big time...but also with Brother Santa's Bro. The argument is that you and they are waaay out of town so they can be as free as they want to be as "nasty" as they want. It's called the "strangers on the train" scenario--I can talk deep shit to somebody I know I'll never see again and who thus has NO power to hurt me. I'll take all those green-eyed redheads up to about 175 lbs. or so and Brothers, won't I be grinnin' and, it is to be hoped, so will she.

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NO Jadcujo, the chicas do "old farts" like me that are 3 times the chicas age (for money) . And I am damn glad they do but I still do not want to do, nor will I do, a "GRINGA" of any age Sorry I should have used "a GRINGA" where I used "a woman". But then I reallly would have NO desire to do many Latinas my age, thou my last ex (Colombia) was almost my age, but she looked half that. And acted even younger

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

Frankly, just about any gringa disgusts me.

yes, brother El Viejo, I am a chubby chaser, i'll take all the ones over 175 pounds our other brothers decline.

it may interest you to know that El Ciego first introduced me to the sport

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Sure, $100.00, propina, taxi money, couple of rfm's, no pictures,no public appearances, (my friends would be very dissapointed if they knew I was doing a mid-aged Gringa in C.R.)

Hooray for Cujo! I was wondering when someone would get the underlying meaning of this post. Gentlemen, we have a winner!

Okay gigolos...we pay for it. Some of us could well earn for it. I don't know how much one could earn giving a 40-something gringa BBPLWCIM but it might be worth investigating.

Look gents, in fairness to the ladies... Just as our sexual desires continue well beyond the age where we're physically attractive and too old to be fathers, the ladies' sex drives can continue their whole lives. Yes, menopause changes them, just as viripause (so-called male menopause) changes us, requiring more ED drugs, longer arousal curves etc. Many women however crave sexual comfort as much as we do. And a good orgasm will put the sparkle back into anyone's eyes.


And I'm not talking about throwing the dog the bone. As I said in the first post, many of the women I encountered who desired sex with me were fit, tanned, fun, pleasant and in more than a couple cases, pretty.

Disclaimer: Did I myself do any of them?

He-e-e-l-l-ll no!

Enjoy your weekend. Hey, if you need a bit of inspiration for your next soliloquy, think about that hot cougar down the street or at the grocery store.

And BTW, older chicks often know how to screw/suck better than their younger counterparts.

Go, gigolos, go!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Note the last line of C-dude's above post. He claims I got him into the fatties. This may be in and of itself true, but you need to know the rest of the story.

C-dude's true love is a gorgeous lady from Cali, Colombia. She is in every way lovely; I could *feel* her brilliant smile when she spoke to me. Unfortunately, some of her amigas are, well...to be charitable...overweight and unattractive.

I met C-Dude at the Key Largo, along with his favorita, ZeeBraWon and his companion of the evening. I was presented with a cross between Aunt Jemima and Richard Simmons, with coal-black skin and a deep, underlying psychosis. She proceeded to stalk me throughout my entire 2006 trip. Excellent wingman that I try to be, I paid this creature sixty bucks for a TLN Had I not done so, there was a strong chance that C-dude's love would abandon him. It was important to C. that her friend got work. Etc. etc.
. All went well...really. Until she started singing me to sleep. The lyrics started "You are the coat that protects me from the rain, your love is my umbrella..." and eventually evolved into "Jesus is my Savior and he will throw your whoremongering ass into the pits of Hell." Or something to that effect.


Oh, I find the occasional fatty comforting, kind of like a sexual chicken fried steak with extra mashed potatoes. I'll admit to being with chub-bubblies on more than one occasion. In this case however, blame C-dude and his novia for setting me up with this Gordzilla.

Now that I've hijacked my own thread...we return you now to the topic, already in progress.

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hahahahahaha.

dude, I OWE YOU.

all the above is true.

but, she did have enormous, and I mean enormous breasts.

singing "Jesus will throw your whoremongering ass into hell"

hahahahahahaha

I swear I'll make it up to you.

ps - the Calena swears Gordzilla met a gringo that returned to Colombia with her and started a restaurant with her.

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C-dude, it is indeed true that she had mammoth mams. I mean E-cup-normous. Also, her skin and voice were quite wonderful. And, after el sexo sumo, she spent a half-hour squeezing blackheads on my face and back. Now _that's_ service. She also at one point stuck a Kleenex up my nose, saying "Tienes un moco." No, there was no booger dangling pendulously from my nostril...she went mining. Nice girl.

As far as the restaurant goes, I believe it. I understand from her amiga/your novia that she's an incredible cook.

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Must be true. I read in Mystery's novel that when the Gringa is outside her normal environs on vacation/relaxation (esp. fuera los E.U.) to have fun she is much more open (hopefully the legs wide spread)!!!!!!!!!

But maybe get a much better healthier pretty one in the CR on vacation v. states (pale, obese, bitchy, more well to do ...)

"Celibacy sounds more enviting than doing a woman my age"

100% BB57. There are even some half my age they are so disgusting I am scare of them.

This is a really cool post idea El C. Bravo Zulu!!!!!!!

well, yeah, getting back on subject, plenty of north american ladies turn into freaks of the week on vacation.

hit it and quit it.

who has had a threesome (or more) with a local CR little darling and some vacationing gringa?

let's here some sordid accounts please.

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Californication... singin Californication...

Los RHCPs!!!!!!!