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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:02 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:04 pm 
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This thread cannot possibly be real.


This does sound too good to be true... but it is.

When I visited last they took me on the tour of the house. It is a four bedroom with two living a great big kitchen with great cabinets and appliances. It has an alarm system, Three car garage / car portish thing and a big patio.

Mi "Esposa" was showing me around and now that I think of it she did seem to have that pride of ownership as she pointed out energy efficient appliances and light bulbs. We even spent time watering the flowers.

Her sister married a guy that owns a bunch of Mickey D's all around and ever since the family has as a whole been in upgrade mode. There are like 12 brothers and sisters in her family. I have always been welcomed as a son-in-law.

Now this for us. I am feeling happy about it all so far. And in the wise words of Pac 55 why stop to think now? Dumb luck has worked so far...

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PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:10 pm 
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Olneymm wrote:
anybody else smell a troll :?


Hey, not trolling for yucks here. Florida knows me... So does Lion Kink... His car is off my balcony... I have met El C ... and Admin 1 Tomas...

Any thoughts on what next to do other than sign the papers, fly into the capital whenever the embajodo appointment is, and bring the little family to Miami :?:

On a tourist or H-1 Visa, she has limited legal status. My youngones have their US Passports etc...

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Elroy, you have offspring from five different women. Starting to think now will just mess up your karma. :shock: :lol: 8)


Pura Vida :!:
Thank you for the feed back :D
Get a legal opinion on this side :P
Continue to feed the good Karma :wink:
and enjoy my family in MIA :idea:
While traveling with mi trabajo 8)

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:58 am 
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I had to sign documents at the US Embassy confirming I would support my embra y baron. So I am monthly providing a standing order RFM for house, K*ds, private school, food, entertainment, etc.

Has signing documents in CR worked for you or against you??? Whats one more document right? :?


I am with Zippy... what is one more document?


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You've had a very "interesting" life.My suggestion now is to put your dick back in your pants and zip the fly real tight.


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Olneymm wrote:
anybody else smell a troll :?


He doesn't need me to vouch for him, but Elroy is kinown to several members, including myself (since 2004) and Florida. No troll here, OM. :D

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Elroy,

All jokes aside...

I am not qualified to comment on the legal and immigration aspects of your situation here. I would however warn you about how the new blood (tica) will affect your other four relationships and other offspring. I knew a guy who used to brag that he circulated among his five "bitches" on welfare day every month to "collect his cut." All was fine until one of the five got sick of sharing him and used a knife on him to serious effect. Let's just say that Percy isn't knockin' boots with no mo' ho's no mo'. While I'm certain that the quality of the women you've known is above those involved in Percy's situation, women are women.

Another thing that bothers me about this entire situation is (and no offense) that I'm not sure if you're seeking advice or bragging. :lol: I mean, you really haven't given enough background, none of us are immigration lawyers...so why come here? Yeah, you've got viable sperm. So what? :?

I agree with everyone else here who has commented that you need both the help of legal professionals and a vasectomy. :) :wink:

Man... I'm so jealous. Hey, you don't want the house, I'll sign the damn papers and till the garden. :twisted: :lol:

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200k sure is a lot of dinero to get someone into the country. :? I'd be curious though to at least take a look at the docs. Seems like you've been able to stay alive traversing multiple minefields already...so why not dance through another one?

Keep us informed as things develop...your story is unique and I'd be a reader of your posts.

Oh and BTW...Knowing Florida and LionKing doesn't impress anybody around here :P :P :lol: :D :lol: :shock: :lol: :wink: :D :P

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He must be a rap star.

Just don't burn down the house like 50 Cent just did when you get into a fight with a baby momma.

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Phoenix Rising wrote:


Oh and BTW...Knowing Florida and LionKing doesn't impress anybody around here :P :P :lol: :D :lol: :shock: :lol: :wink: :D :P

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El Ciego wrote:
Elroy,

All jokes aside...

I am not qualified to comment on the legal and immigration aspects of women are women.

Another thing that bothers me about this entire situation is you're ... bragging. :lol: and need a vasectomy. :) :wink:

sign the damn papers and till the garden. :twisted: :lol:


Thank you,

Steady Riding piece that worships the ground I walk on
Son, Daughter, Mother, Father Happy Home Life in Miami
Full disclosure on the other offspring years ago
$200K House in my name offshore...
Reduce monthly expenses by consolidating
Freedom to travel as desired

Let's see what happens next.

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So you are thinking that if your Tica GF is part owner of a $200,000 (I assume house...there seems to be a word missing in your post) that she can get a visa since she has something to come home to CR to?


This will definately help her to get the visa. However, if this is a cash purchase she could have taken 50k (USD) down to the embassy in San Jose and put it down as a security. I helped alot of wealthy Chinese get to the US that way when I lived in Indonesia. The going rate can vary from 40-50k depending on risk factor. The house is probably not a very good investment with CR the way it is. But more power to her. Good luck.


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MrLasVegas wrote:

This will definately help her to get the visa. However, if this is a cash purchase she could have taken 50k (USD) down to the embassy in San Jose and put it down as a security. I helped alot of wealthy Chinese get to the US that way when I lived in Indonesia. The going rate can vary from 40-50k depending on risk factor. The house is probably not a very good investment with CR the way it is. But more power to her. Good luck.


Good info. Do you know which visa this qualifies for.

I have been studying the immigration options. K-1 Fiance Visa (Hell to the No!), H-1 "look see" Visa, E-1 and E-2 Investor Visa, L-1 Business Owner or Key Personnel Visa, and EB-5 Green Card Visa requires business investment of $1M and 10 new full time jobs or $500k in a TEA and 10 new full time jobs.

Do you know which visa the $50K deposit qualifies? Is the $50K refundable?


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I don't think it will be a H-1 Visa. Those are for foreign workers.

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