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Yes Yes Yes I know. I have been bitch slapped before by a few of you guys, and well deserved I am sure. I asked for it. I assumed that a few of you had similar problems and might give me advice on how to get out of my situation. Some of you did, and I appreciate that. Some of you sound so hardened and callous that you have a hard time relating to my experience. But I do appreciate each response, and each one of you gave me something good to think about, so thanks! Mexpat...great answers, and I may try a few.

Witling...thanks for your blunt reply. Let me explain it this way. I am in a pickle over this, but I am loving every minute of it. So don't feel too sorry for me. I basically have two choices: 1) go to CR and screw a hot babe for four straight days or 2) go to CR and screw a hot babe as much as I can and squeeze in more on the side. It sucks to be me!

But it gets worse. Today she told me she intends to spend my entire trip with me at the Hotel Presidente. She is basically moving in with me. So much for my plans to sneak away. Now if you had told me a year ago that I would be going to CR and a hot little babe would spend every waking minute with me in my hotel room screwing my brains out, I would have said....yea baby. Where do I sign up! Problem is, once you have been to CR, everything changes.

I think I have decided how to handle this. It is probably a conversation I need to have with her face to face, instead of on the telephone. I need to be honest and explain that she is very special to me...but I am coming to CR on vacation, and I plan to fool around. Then see what happens. I will have to practice the speech several times to get it just right. She will be pissed, but she will get over it. If not....I guess it's time to look for new GFE material.

Yes, I am the coon dog trapped on the porch. I can hear the hunters out there...and I long to be with them. One way or another, I will break free. But for right now, excuse me while I return to my dog dish, I have a nice helping of alpo to finish off.

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Astro-

It was a pleasure to meet up with you on my trip last month. You are a decent and sensitive gentleman with a classical romantic streak which you articulate very well. No doubt these traits combined with openness and sincerety (not to mention generosity) are what land you superior GFE's.

There is not much which I can add to the genuine wisdom of some your other responders, except that inasmuch as we are fishing, they too are also fishing. For mongers a good catch might be as many as possible in a single day, an exceptionally hot babe, or the ultimate GFE; for the chicas a good catch might be multiple cien's muy rapido, a sugardaddy, or even an esposo. Sometimes it is hard to figure out which end of the line you are on - the rod or the hook. From my experience regarding women in general, all over the world, when one becomes obeisant to the woman's desires and allows her to manipulate him, she often ultimately loses her respect for him and sometimes even comes to resent him. I also believe there is a genetic element in that. which can be traced back to the earliest of hominids, no doubt primates, notwithstanding matriarchal societies.

You have established a wonderful string of outstanding GFE's, several of whom I have met. In fact that evening when I was with cute little Katherine at the DR and saw you and pointed to you, there was a moment of delight in her eyes, but she told me how you were her amigo muy especial, and that she cared a lot for you, and although she was triste that you had a beautiful novia, she respected you a lot. BTW I have also been to her house and have met her mother and son. Once she even told me that she thought that her mama would make a good esposa for me, and I thought-- Geez, I bet she would'nt tell Astro that. LOL

Every woman who has been special in my own life, has added something to it, and those are the memories I cherish the most. The only exceptions were a couple of relationships which ended badly, and I believe that was because I let them get the upper hand. Hang in there my friend and Pura Vida. I believe you are the envy of many who read these posts.

Kman. Thanks for the really kind words. It was a pleasure meeting you there, and thanks for the beer at the KL. I wanted to reciprocate, but Keren drug me away. I very funny thing happened to me after I saw you that night, but it is in my trip report and I won't bore others with it here. I never did get to screw Keren though, that was a downer.

As for Katherine, you gotta love that attitude. She is such a sweet heart and I hated to leave her like that at the BM. I am glad to know that she understood. However...I am going back in a few weeks, and I just may have to break away from Cristal for a few hours with Katherine. Hmmmmm. I wonder if the Hotel Eden will have any garage doors open and available at that time. Or then again, how about a three way. I once did a four way with Katherine on top and me as the sandwich...but I doubt if Cristal would think that would work.

I would have to say that Katherine looked especially cute that night I saw you with her. I hope you had enough dinero left over to treat yourself to her awesome BBBJ.

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Now you're talking Astro! Get her in on a 3 or 4 way Astroglide sandwich and show her who's in charge.

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Paco: The first night I met Cristal...I sat with her and her prima Patricia, and they both offered me a double. I asked them if they would go lezbo, and they both said NO WAY...but they would do me together. I could not get them both into the Presidente, and I really only wanted Cristal, so I passed.

I have done doubles before where the girls were not into each other. I wonder...what is the point of having two girls if they won't do each other. I mean...why pay each girl $50 for doing me at the same time...when I could pay each one $50 and have two different sessions with them. Unless they want to do each other with me in the middle. That I can pay extra for.

Maybe I should get all three of my GFE's together at the same time...and see if I can do a little coaxing. Hmmmmmm. Great Idea Paco.

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Astro!!! Lets face it there is no answer to your problem!! And thats the great thing about it. You will have to go back again for ever and ever to fix the mess these gals have made of you.Love is grand Tealblue

I have yet to try the 2 chicas at once, have been offered a few times but like you, really just wanted 1 of the 2 at the time. I want to and plan on it every trip but just haven't made it happen yet. I spoke with VB about it one night, (can't imagine how the topic came up) and he said unless you find 2 chicas that are really into each other, you are basically having to do twice the work. If I'm paying for two there damn well better be some DFK and DATY going on between them!

And about 2 at the Pres... have you tried to get 2 in? I recently read a report from someone that said it's never been a problem for him. Anyone taken 2 in the Pres. recently?

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Yo Glide

I have had a "regular" novia for the past four years that would inevitably latch on to me when I entered the DR. At first she was new to the game (although over 30 Columbiana) and sweet and sophisticated, but after hooking for four years she has become quite hardened. Anyhow, this past January I got in very late and checked into the Castillo. Walked the east Morazon Park tranny gaunlet and entered the DR at about 1:00/am.

The place was hoppin' and I made my way to the bar for a much needed Ron Centenario y coca-lite. Started chatting-up a couple of chicas and WHAM....I just about get tackled by my occaisional girlfriend. OK, she's totally trashed at this point, and I figure WTF might as well make her my first night companion. She starts with this you are all mine bullshit, and don't look at the other girls crap. Meanwhile this dark-skinned chick is eyeballing us from across the bar.

My little novia and I down a couple drinks and I keep glancing over at this other chick when she starts the licking of her lips routine. My chica leaves to use the restroom and this other chick comes over and says Hi. She is a Tica, a few extra pounds but really cute, and she speaks perfect english. I say I've noticed you watching me, and she replys "I'm not watching you, I've been trying to pick-up your girlfriend for the past month". WTF!

OK, I'll buy you for her, how much? We make our deal and my novia returns. When she sees this other chick she gets this mean-assed frown and demands to know what I'm doing talking to another girl. I tell her I bought her just for you. She gives me this what do you mean? rant. I reply that she's going back to my room with us. Allright, she says, you are the boss.

We down a couple more drinks and this Tica is just giddy. My novia is way drunk now and is having trouble standing so we head out. This was my first stay at the Castillo, so I didn't know how they'd react to me bringing two chicks back. But hey, no problemo. The Tica and I have to almost carry my novia in.

We all hit the shower, towel off, and hop in the sack. The Tica gets down to some serious pussy-eating, so I put on a rubber and start humpng her from behind. After a few short minutes I pull out and peel off the cover and shove my tool into little novias mouth. She finishes me with a swallow, and the Tica continues her meal.

The Tica switches to a 69, and then jumps up a pulls a vibrator out of her hand bag, and procedes to work my little novia for another hour solid. She was non-stop and awesome. I just sat back and watched this wonderful performance that would make any monger stand up and applaud.

After about an hour the Tica stops to use the bathroom and my little novia looks at me with sunken red eyes and barely murmurs "favor de no mas, papi, no mas". OK. When the Tica gets out of the restroom I tell get dressed, grab your stuff, here's your money, time to go. No problem and she's gone. I crawl in the sack and sleep with my little rag doll.

In the morning we wake and make love, and she complains that she is sore. I tell her to get used to it because from now on I want every session to be like the threesome we had. She gives me this "no, no" and I say "Si, Si".

Anyhow, after she left me that morning I didn't see her again. Go figure.

Great story El Jefe....and you absolutely did the right thing. If I had a chica come up to me and want me to pay her to screw my novia, while I assisted....I would jump at the chance. In fact...you have given me a great idea.

Many times when Cristal and I are waiting for the right moment to go to the room...we sit together at the Del Rey people watching, and making comments about the people we see. I ask Cristal if she sees any other gringo she likes. I then point out the grossest....drunkest...or fattest ones I can find, and try to get her to go with him. She ends up with this look of horror, and says "NOOOO." She then does the same with me...only she picks out the oldest skank hoes around....not the hot ones she knows I like. I play like I will go with one...until the last second and then I chicken out.

So thanks to you...I will play the game again, only this time instead of picking out fat gross gringos....I will pick out the hottest babes I can find, and see if I can talk Cristal into going with one. If she says yes...i will happily pay the freight....sit back and enjoy the show!

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Paco: The only times I have beena able to get two at a time into the Presidente were when I had an amigo staying there in another room, and he would sign in the second babe...then bring her down to me. Normally, they send the second chica way.

But....since Cristal says she is staying the whole time with me at the Presidente, maybe I can register her as my novia....and not have to sign her in each time. Then, if I bring another one back...what is the problem?

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