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Pop Rocks Warning

Anytime you introduce sugar into the vagina, the chances of a girl contracting a yeast infection are increased. The yeast feast on the sugar and multiply, resulting in a painful itch and that not-so-fresh feeling. Careful.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

pop rocks today mean El C is eating rising dough tomorrow

My Grandma had a home remedy for a yeast infection. She'd just pack some all-purpose flour and a cup of water into her yoni, then just sit around the house and loaf.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

EC my freind, it is just WRONG to mention gramma and yeast infection in the same sentence!!!!

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

Thanks MG I truly feel I belong here. Back in 2004 I tried to get help for my problem by going to one of those SA classes you know like AA. I go in there and it was nothing but a bunch of married guys with there wives talking about how having to have sex with their wife more than once or twice a week was killing there relationship. So as they go around the circle and tell there problem and crap I am laughing the whole time so the leader is like look I think you for one may be in the wrong place. So I tell him look man I am 25 years old I have been a whore since 18 I just got back from a 8 day stay in the DR and in 8days I banged 21 different Chicas so I think I am in the perfect place because as soon as I got back home I booked my ticket to CR. I think its funny because I think I am just alitte too far gone for you guys to do anything for me. I think I am just going to screw my brains out sleep with tons of women live fast die young work hard play harder and spend my money on cheap women and booze. And then I found chat sites like CRT and I found out I am not alone in this world thanks guys.

sweet breath? can i get it at CVS, Eckerds, etc?Never heard of this before.

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VEGAS,


that was one of the funniest stories i read in awhile.
i guess more so because it happened to me.
( don't bring name brand mouth wash to CR we'll have to add
to the list of gold chains, expensive watches, etc...)


now i lock up everything; even half used toothpaste
anything i might want the next day to still be around

i'll have to watch my lube and condoms those damm tica bitches

i just accept it now as a cultural thing

CH I spend most of my money on cheap booze and women. The rest I just waste.

For all the guys who are tempted to drip Binaca or Sweet Breath onto her clitoris, shove an Alka Seltzer up her snatch or use Pop Rocks...

Here's a test: Try it first on your own urethral opening. (That's piss slit for you physiologically-challenged). Then you'll have a better idea of how it will feel for her.

Here's a hint: It burns like napalm. OW!!!!

Unless the product has been specifically formulated for use during sex, please don't cause her pain. with breath fresheners, jalapeno juice, cayenne pepper, Mace, battery acid or Drano. That's tender tissue down there. As I said, if it's too strong for your own penis, it will be too strong for her vagina. Please be nice to the kittens.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I try Ciego, I try....

Don't I have to spank "Winky" 9 times to make a cat assume room temperature ?

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"