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I went to CR for the first time Memorial Day Weekend and had a blast. I'm thinking about returning in August and have a few questions.

1) What are the best hotels to stay at? I stayed at Hotel Gran Costa Rica and they said, "they didn't allow girls".

You could have saved yourself the trouble of not being able to bring girls to your room by doing even five minutes of research.

Don't stay at the Sportsmen's, Presidente or the like. You need a really class place like the Hotel Johnson...the name says it all, my man.

2) Where are the hottest girls? I banged a few pretty Columbian girls from the Del Ray hotel, but I'm looking for 10's guys.

Good luck here, Bald Buddy. Costa Rican pros don't like buff, handsome, fit young men. They prefer fat, hairy old, gringos with huge pot-bellies.

3) What's the key to stamina? I banged like 5 girls well in 4 days and I'm a 26 year old personal trainer. I've read on this board about guys twice my age banging more than 5 girls every day for weeks. Do you guys not have a refractory period? What's the secret?

My most recent refractory period lasted about six years. Wrong guy to ask, but I know someone who can give you tips. Do a search for articles by member DTA; he's into both bodybuilding and nutrition, and he's made a number of good suggestions. Besides, you physical-culture types should hang together, anyway. I mean, hang out together.

4) What else is there to do in San Jose other then sex?

Drink. Gamble. See the world's most horrifying urban zoo. Play "Bait the Beggars." Seek drugs or other illegal fun, preferrably in front of the local cops, who have wonderful, quirky senses of humor.

5) How much should you tip at "Zona Blue" and other message parlors?
I gave the girl $20 - didn't know how much was appropriate.

You're an idiot. Naw, just kidding. Inexperienced yes, idiot no. There's a lot of disagreement here over tipping, but use a little common sense. Figure Zona Blue at an undiscounted fifty bucks per hour, then tip ten percent, around five bucks. the service provider will be very happy... hell, she's probably not used to getting many tips in the first place. This is my opinion only; GetRhythm and other big tippers will disagree.

5) Do girls in CR allow photos and videos?

Sometimes. Sometimes they'll do it for extra cash. Some will only do it fully clothed, others will allow nude photos not showing faces, still others may allow photos but not for posting on the Internet. Ask.

6) I'm thinking about returning in August, but I hear that it's the rainy season, should I go?

There are two things that melt in the rain. Shit and sugar. I'm sure you're neither. Bring an umbbrella if you're concerned about getting your bald head wet.

7) Is the VIP membership worth getting? What are the advantages?

it's worth getting only if you're smart enough to use it. Aside from the discounts, which are excellent and which can save you some real money, you'll get access to the photo and video sections, be invited to CRT events, have access to the more informative V.I.P. Forum, and most importantly, you'll be supporting CRT. Also, honyock jerkoffs like me will be less likely to razz you when replying to your posts.




How can I hook up with the crew when I arrive? I like the reports that are on the board - you guys are wild!

There's a great club called Bogart's where we all meet. You'll find the guys to be extremely friendly. Also try the downstairs section at the Kamur nightclub.


There are also some very interesting guys to meet who hang out after dark in Morazan Park...they like to explore their feminine side, if you catch my drift.

Okay BB B, straight answers, since Ding Dong thinks you're either too dumb or too naive to fish out the facts from the not-so-subtle humor in my earlier post....