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VegasBob
 Post subject: Funniest question ever
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:06 am 
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I get asked all sorts of questions from guys at the DR but yesterday was the topper. Don gordo and I were sitting on the couches chatting about 1pm and two gentlemen were sitting near us.They were waiting for their room to be available. Just to set the scene I will tell you that they were dressed in dress slacks,polished shoes,and off-white dry-cleaned shirts. They each had a straw hat draped over the handle of their suitcases. After a short while one of the gentlemen asks me "What's there to do around here?" In shock I guess...I responded "Well that depends on how much you like to phuck" and he responds "Oh no I'm not interested in THAT...I'm afraid I might CATCH something".
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Yeah, catch the fevor. Tell him to be carefull - ITS ADDICTIVE! :o
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VB,
What a waste of a good hotel room, you should've pointed them in the direction of Sleep Inn.
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VB,
Maybe he thought you were trying to proposition him!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I would guess that after a day or two at the Del Rey.......they "got with the program." :wink:
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Good one VB.

One afternoon at the Sportsmens Lodge, a newbie mongerer fresh off the plane AND who had been reading the board for months, asked me if the sexily clad women sitting at the bar & smiling at him were hookers.

I said "yes, the $50 kind."
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:42 pm 
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One afternoon at the Sportsmens Lodge, a newbie mongerer fresh off the plane AND who had been reading the board for months, asked me if the sexily clad women sitting at the bar & smiling at him were hookers.


I had some guy at the SL ask me the exact same question. I said no you just seem to be very popular.


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Good one.......Xman.
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VB - I have had two different guys make similar statements to me when I was in Costa Rica. Man, life would be pretty dull if you took no chances.

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I love it when guys show up like this. So much fun to watch all their reactions. This is why HDR is so much fun every day is somewhat different. I saw one Bible beater staying there & he never went with a Chica. Hope he makes it to a higher cloud than me when we pass on because he sure missed out on a very good time at least in my little black book. The Chicas do like to screw with these guys pinching them & more! :lol:

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