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Yes you could bitmap this but I think you meant bump.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

I have used these questions and other questionnaires around the world and they are a beginning to a fun experience, in my exprience. More often than not, the girl that I am discussing it with will get excited and take the list and go over it with friends. It is a fun experience. I have used the list in Adelitas and Hong Kong bar in TJ. It was fun.

You will always have bait and switch with the girls but the "communication" misunderstanding is taken away as the reason. as always, YMMV is appropriate.

Have a Great Day,

Dave

A righteous and well-deserved BUMP!

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• Work Hard!
• Play Hard!
• Have Fun!
• No Drama!!

Here's my abbreviated version in terms that a simple chica is more likely to understand. Note to spelling and grammar police: I am too lazy to spell check or Google translate anything, so please excuse my dumbass Spanish. It gets me by, and it gets me what I want.

Please request that the girls answer the following questions:
Contestame:

Name, Cual es su nombre?: ______________________________________________

Please circle yes or no.
Contesta si o no.

1. Will you do Blow-Jobs without condom? Si No
Mamame sin condon?

(Confuse her immediately with Mexican slang and create at least a hint of doubt about your Gringoness. They know that Mexicanos don't Phuck around, and you will get honest answers to the remainder of the survey and subsequent good performance en la cama, el carro, or wherever you get your freak on.)

2. Will you allow me to come in your mouth? Si No
Comas mi leche?

(Don't simply ask if you can come in her mouth. Just about any chica will happily let you drop a load because she'll simply spit it out. Do you want to dab up your own spunk after she leaves and sleep on the wet spot, or do you want to make throat bab!es? If it's the former you might as well the save money and jerk off into your own pillowcase.)

3. Will you use your tongue on my balls? Si No
Puedes comer mis huevos con vigor?

(You want more than wet balls. Open the door to the possibility of a swollen sack covered with hickies and bitemarks.)

4. Will you use your tongue on my ass? Si No
Intenso beso negro en mi culito?

(Again, you don't want a nice delicate little rim job. Any chica can fake that. You want her to turtle head your arse like she is bobbing for golden apples. If she responds to this question with, "Si, si, me encanta!", you really need not ask any more survey questions. Lock her down for "toda la semana," and seriously consider sham wedding plans.

5. Will you allow fingers in your pu*sy? Si No
Dedos en su papusa?

(This question is a little ambiguous, because this is also how you ask if you can put your toes in her snatch. However, the ambiguity is intentional, because if she will let you foot-fuck her it's a pretty safe bet that fingers also are acceptable.)

6. Will you allow finger in your ass? Si No
Dedos an su culito?

(Again, if she will let you foot-fuck her ass, you are gold.)

7. Will you use your finger in my ass? Si No
Quiero tus dedos en mi culito.

(This is probably not a question I would ask her to perform "con vigor." Just because you may intend to shred her ass doesn't mean you want reciprocation.)

8. Will you allow me to use dildos in your Si No
pu*sy?
Juguetes en tu concha? Si No

(Don't limit yourself to dildos. Ensure that any accessible foreign object is acceptable.)

9. Will you masturbate for me to watch? Si No
Masturbarte para fotos y video?

(Get photographic evidence or it didn't really happen, and remember that even super freaks should be gentlemen and never video or photograph anything without permission.)

10. Will you do a Lesbian show including fingering Si No
and licking the other girl's pu*sy?
Si quieres propina buena, necesita hacer toda con una chica.

(Spanish version is not as specific. However, I want a chica to do whatever I want whenever I want, and my version of the question gets that point across.)

11. List any other things that you do that is not listed above:

(I don't see any point in asking this question because you have already established that she will allow cocks, jizz, tongues, foreign objects, and chica body parts in all orifices, and she has committed to pretty much do whatever freaky shit you order her to do. Really, what else could you possibly want?)

Have a Great Day,

Dave[/quote]

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One-eyed and peg-legged is how I like 'em, ARRRRR!

This thread was the single most useful thing I found on this site 2 years ago and now that I'm going back I had to find it again. 14 years after it was first written it's still awesome! Thank you Thank you Thank you!

Too many preguntas and it left out the basics.

- Will you tongue kiss ??
- Will you Phuck.

Over the past two years I met one that didn't Phuck only blowjob. phucking would cost extra. I gently let her leave.

Tongue kissing is indeed that one thing for me, that delivers such a feeling of gfe

I’ll have to print that out and give it a go


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