www.CostaRicaTicas.com

I am told that Hands Solo has been in Costa Rica for the last couple of days,but no one has seen him. I have been at HH for the last two days and NO HANDS SOLO. My assumption is that one of the following has occured

1. He missed his flight
2. He was jailed for force feeding lollipops to the stewardess
3.He was arrested for demanding to speak Spanish to the pilot while he was trying to fly the plane
4.He arrived but was kidnapped by 5 Colombiana chicas who are forcing him to speak English against his will
5.He is roaming the streets of SJ deliriously asking all the beggers if anyone has seen Paco Loco or Latino Heat
6.He was kidnapped by Colombian mafia demanding all his lollipops but he has resisted saying it's the only way he can get laid in CR.
7.He is in love with his new chica and couldn't care less about his old friends
8.He has gained 50 pounds since his last trip and is afraid someone will tell Latino Heat

Got a PM from him yesterday. He stated he had to bail out on the trip because to much shit came up at work. So, I guess he is not going back till the July 4th weekend. I'm sure the chicas will be happy as they will be spared the ear aches.

I gave him a contact to try.
Maybe she is a lollypop addict, and has locked him away.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

I think Latinoheat convinced him it would be a waste of $1000.00 to fly down for 2 days and probably not get laid anyway, so Handy only spent $100.00 to change his dates and just jerk-off at home.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

That's great economics, I think he would owe Latinoheat a free session @ ZB for saving him$900. After all, he would just jerk off in the CR anyway, right?

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Guys: A warning
HandSolo is taking a job in CR.
Within months he will probably be Commissioner of Internet Regulation,
or some such nonsense.
Treat him with precautionary respect.
He may require us to do stuff for him, and I would rather not go there.

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It is cheaper to pay now and get it over with.
It is also easier to get them to leave.

Im alive and well!

Many things going on and I thought Id be there in 1 1/2 weeks anyways.