www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Ok, stop smiling.
Seriously, is there any link someone can point me to that has a listing of useful words n phrases one is likely to use in places like HDR?
Example do you swallow (lol)

I apologize that I can't give credit to the poster(s) who initially posted the following, (edit: it was Orange's excellent primer on CR found at viewtopic.php?f=11&t=16357

and Dave's link to his questionaire is quoted below .

Chupas sin condón? – Do you suck without a condom (BBBJ)?

Besas? – Do you kiss?

Puedo culearte en el culo? – Can I Phuck you in the ass?

Puedo regarme en tu boca? – Can I C*m in your mouth (CIM)?
Dolares – Dollars

Cuánto por una hora? – How mucho for one hour?

Cuánto por dos horas? – How much for two hours?

Cuánto por toda la noche? – How much for the whole night (TLN)?

Nunca pago cien por una hora – I never pay $100 for 1 hour

Qué hora tienes que irte en la mañana? – What time do you have to leave in the morning?

Cuánto tiempo estarás conmigo? – How long will you be with me?

Vamos! – Let’s go

Tienes una amiga linda para un trio? – Do you have a cute friend for a threesome?

Cuánto para las dos? – How much for both?

Mamarás a tu amiga? – Will you lick your friend?

Besarás a tu amiga? – Will you kiss your friend?

Quieres ir conmígo en un viaje a la playa? – Do you want to go with me on a trip to the beach?

Other words:

Pene – penis
Picha – C*ck
Huevos – balls (eggs)
Leche – C*m/semen (milk)
Pechos – breasts
Tetas – tits
Panocha – pu*sy
Culo – ass

Here’s the link to Dave’s interview sex questionnaire for more monger-related phrases:
1. https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7397 Which are:
Por favor contester las siquientes preguntas.

Name, Nombre: ______________________________________________

Please circle yes or no.
Por favor encerra en circulo tu respuesta.

1. Will you do Blow-Jobs without condom? Si No
Sexo oral, sin condon.
2. Will you allow me to come in your mouth? Si No
Puedo regarme en tu boca.

3. Will you use your tongue on my balls? Si No
Puede chuparme los testiculos.

4. Will you use your tongue on my ass? Si No
Puede chuparme el culo.

5. Will you allow fingers in your pu*sy? Si No
Puedo meter mis dedos en tu panocho.

6. Will you allow finger in your ass? Si No
Puedo meter mis dedo en tu culo.

7. Will you use your finger in my ass? Si No
Puedes meterme tu dedos en mi culo.

8. Will you allow me to use dildos in your Si No
pu*sy?
Puedo usar juguetes sexsuales en tu panocho. Si No

9. Will you masturbate for me to watch? Si No
Puedes masturbarte en frente mio.

10. Will you do a Lesbian show including fingering Si No
and licking the other girl's pu*sy?
Haces show lesbianos que incluya meter dedos
y mamada de parte de las dos.

11. List any other things that you do that is not listed above:
Has una lista con otras cosa que hagas y que no esta en esta lista




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Numbers:
Uno – 1
Dos – 2
Tres – 3
Cuatro – 4
Cinco – 5
Seis – 6
Siete – 7
Ocho – 8 Nueve – 9
Diez – 10
Veinte – 20
Treinta – 30
Cuarenta – 40
Cincuenta – 50
Sesenta – 60
Setenta – 70
Ochenta – 80
Noventa – 90
Cien – 100
Ciento veinte – 120
Ciento cincuenta – 150
Dos cientos – 200
Quinientos – 500
Mil – 1000

BTW…You don’t need to know any numbers higher than 200, unless you’re talking about Colones (¢)

Days of the week:
Lunes – Monday
Martes – Tuesday
Miércoles – Wednesday
Jueves – Thursday
Viernes – Friday
Sábado – Saturday
Domingo – Sunday

Gracias muchos senor.
I cant stop smiling while practising some of the lines

Great thread! Thanks for posting these phrases. My Spanish is decent but this is the good stuff one needs to know.

If you're looking for a Masters or PhD in this, try here: http://chromlea.com/spanish/insults.html << see the click-thruough at the bottom for the really foul stuff but don't blame me if somebody commences chasing you with a big knife and fire in their eyes after using.

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Interesting that they translate puta as both "whore" and "bitch"!

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If you have a way with women, being able to speak fluently will get you a lot further then some no game having sentence that's a bit sloppy vulgar despite the circumstance..


I mean I get the premise, but ugh..yea, just don't be all mongerish by specifically knowing only dirty phrases in Spanish..



Cujo

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Nothing wrong with those formulations but this is how I talk to a lady.

Te vas a tragar mi leche? / Will you swallow my C*m?
Es una promesa? / You promise?
Te vas a tragar toda mi leche? / Will you swallow ALL of my C*m?
Hasta la ultima gotita? / Down to the last drop?

Haces bucal sin preservativo? / Do you give oral without a condom?
Tienes la SIDA? / Do you have HIV?

Tienes una almeja olorosa? / Do you have a smelly cunt?

Te gusta el sexo anal? / Do you like anal sex?
Y el culo esta en el menu? / Is anal sex on the menu?
Tengo la polla grande. / I have a big C*ck.
Todavia? / Still?

Das besos por la boca? / Do you kiss on the mouth?
Me das besos negros? / Will you give me a rim job?


(I hope it goes without saying that some of these are meant to be a joke)