TimBones wrote:
I was out with a Gringa the other night in the St. Pete area (that's not the funny part) and I happened to mentioned going to Costa Rica (I have a vast plethora of cover stories available). She mentioned her dad from St. Pete loves to go there. He is in his mid sixties. I asked what he likes and she repleid without hesitation;
"He likes the hookers". Small world.

Well, the good news is you would have a to talk about with him! Sounds like a totally cool guy w/ his head screwed on straight.
You might have followed her statement with "And how you you feel about that"
Or if you are never planning on seeing her again, gone on and on about how terrible and discusting
you heard Costa Rica is; and how only a real degenerate would go there - all the while using actual places and saying how bad that they are - bet your old man goes to the Hotel Del Rey - bet he's phucked Arlen, yuck - and that HLH - really disgusting if he phucked the phoney sisters, Pam and Laura - had he told you how the prices at Idem have gone up....and Jesus, did he say what a fantastic BJ he got from Jenny - how disgusting.......Bet he told you he came in her mouth.....
I swear

I should have been a comedy writer