Here's the perfect song to sing to an HDR chica who comes up to you and asks for $300. You have to sing it in Spanish with heartfelt emotion...and pure sarcasm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CdPVmYF4v0Que seas muy feliz (Alejandro Fernandez)Ahora que te vas, te quiero desear
que te vaya bien, que te quieran mas
que alla donde estes, tengas buena suerte.
Now you're leaving, I want to wish
that all goes well for you, that they love you more
wherever you may be, that you have good luckPara no fallar, yo voy a rezar
ya pedi por ti, yo voy a implorar
pa´ que seas feliz, para que te regreses
So that you don't fail, I'm going to pray for you,
now I ask for you, I'm going to implore
that you may be happy, that you may come back
(OK, our hero fucks up here,but he gets it right later...)Ahora que te vas, mira como soy
quiero para ti, un mundo mejor
de lo que te doy, como veinte veces
Now you're leaving, look at how I
want you to have a world much better
than I can give you, twenty times better
Y yo soy asi, pido para ti
que seas muy feliz, mucho muy feliz,
pero muy feliz, pues te lo mereces.
So here I am, asking that you
may be very happy, much more happy,
really happy, because you deserve itY yo soy asi, pido para ti
que seas muy feliz, mucho muy feliz
pero muy feliz, para que no regreses.
so here I am, asking that you
may be very happy, much more happy,
really happy, that you don't come back(Now he's talking)Ahora que te vas, te quiero desear
que te vaya bien, que te quieran mas
que alla donde estes, tengas buena suerte.
Now you're leaving, I want to wish
that all goes well for you, that they love you more
wherever you may be, that you have good luckPara no fallar, yo voy a rezar
ya pedi por ti, yo voy a implorar
pa´ que seas feliz, pa´ que no regreses.
That you don't fail, I'm going to pray for you,
now I ask for you, I'm going to ask
that you may be happy, that you don't come back
Ahora que te vas, mira como soy
quiero para ti, un mundo mejor
de lo que te doy, como veinte veces
Now you're leaving, look at how I
want you to have a world much better
than I can give you, twenty times better
Y yo soy asi, pido para ti
que seas muy feliz, mucho muy feliz,
pero muy feliz, pues te lo mereces.
So here I am, asking that you
may be very happy, much more happy,
really happy, because you deserve itY yo soy asi, pido para ti
que seas muy feliz, mucho muy feliz
pero muy feliz, pa´ no regreses
pa´ no regreses, pa´ que no regreses
That you don't fail, I'm going to pray for you,
now I ask for you, I'm going to ask
that you may be happy, that you don't come back,
that you don't come back, that you don't come back
(Adios, sweetheart...Next..)
P.S., the translation is my own, so I'm sure the native Spanish speakers will let me know that I got it all wrong. Asi es la vida
